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What if you found out you were the dream of a potato?
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Well if I've been the dream of a potato this entire time then I guess it wouldn't make much of a difference to suddenly find out now.
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52infinity wrote:


Ranwolf wrote:


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Death to the Potato, I am a servant of the Radish overlords.


You radish rabble should know your place. Who's ever heard of French fried radish

Potato Power!!!!!!


The time of the Potato has ended,now is the time of the Radish. We shall conquer all with our sharp and refreshing taste.


Potato = Irish, Radish = Russia, Potato = Liquor/Vodka - Conclusion: Let the Irish farm Potatos and the Russians distill it into Booes then they all get drunk and peace shall rain over the land for a thousand harvest moons!



Lowly radish, stay with your salad folk. Mighty potato will ensure prosperity and health for all. Readers, there can be no appeasement while the radish threatens rebellion with gaseous burbs.

Mind you does anyone know if you can make alcohol from radishes? It would be interesting
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I would question my ideas about potatoes because I've clearly underestimated them.
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i would stop doing drugs...
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bronzefoot wrote:




Lowly radish, stay with your salad folk. Mighty potato will ensure prosperity and health for all. Readers, there can be no appeasement while the radish threatens rebellion with gaseous burbs.

Mind you does anyone know if you can make alcohol from radishes? It would be interesting


Dear readers will you continue to put up with the tranny of the Potato, his greed keeps us divided and weak. His cultivation drains the soil into which it is planted, leaving nothing for you, for us. The Radish however replaces the precious nutrients into the soil so that you the other vegetables might flourish. We keep away the insects and diseases that would kill you before harvest time .

Ask not what the Potato wants from you but rather Ask what the Generous Radish can give to you instead.
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Ryulightorb wrote:

i would stop doing drugs...


NEVAAAHHH!!! >_<
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Ranwolf wrote:


bronzefoot wrote:




Lowly radish, stay with your salad folk. Mighty potato will ensure prosperity and health for all. Readers, there can be no appeasement while the radish threatens rebellion with gaseous burbs.

Mind you does anyone know if you can make alcohol from radishes? It would be interesting


Dear readers will you continue to put up with the tranny of the Potato, his greed keeps us divided and weak. His cultivation drains the soil into which it is planted, leaving nothing for you, for us. The Radish however replaces the precious nutrients into the soil so that you the other vegetables might flourish. We keep away the insects and diseases that would kill you before harvest time .

Ask not what the Potato wants from you but rather Ask what the Generous Radish can give to you instead.


My fellow veggies ,vegans and ominvores

Heed not the peppery words of the Radishists, and do not be swayed by the health benefits so obviously a propaganda ploy in Google,
but remember how poor honest Potato has cared for you in you lonely hours.
Through baked, boiled, mashed, chipped and fried, we have always been YOUR comfort food.

Think stability, think POTATO
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I'd disown the potato.
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i have so many questions, mainly the five literary w's. Who, what, why, when, and where?
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Closed because OP nuked
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