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if you were ceo of microsoft for 24 hours what changes would you make
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Step one: Make my tenure last five years.

Step two: Make the spyware that is Windows 10 go away, and revert to Windows 7.... Then make it Open Source... Wow... Windows 7 would be SO TOTALLY REDESIGNED, that it would become much more secure.... Everyone could see all of the vulnerabilities and would report them all, fix them all, and we'd be better off!

Step three: Retire a billionaire....

Step four: Start my own space rocket company and race for The Moon, Mars, and beyond....!

Step five: *......* What a weird dream that was.... Why was I dreaming that I was the Anti-Bill Gates?
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I would replace all the computers in every company workplace with iMacs. For the lols
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I would just cash out my stock options and immediately resign to live a comfortable life as a millionaire.

Screw trying to take on the stress of turning that plague ship around.
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UnRavel1 wrote:

Sell the company to Sony.


^^ this.

Or sell it to apple.
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Turn all the vending machines to face the wall
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destroy internet explorer
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courtney9094 wrote:

Make windows xp and any other classic windows 100% freeware and make a free version of windows called free windows lol that no one had to buy. It would be like windows 7 starter edition. Where there would be limits but still usable for everyday use and free lol.

In all honesty that's all I can think of lol.


Me too.
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Abolish apple through a brutal corprate take over while using bill gates dressed up as a princess as the figure head for our cuase and then...

After we've won take him dancing on a moonlit beach before taking him in my arm gazing deeply into his eyes and he will say "this as all happening to fast, i'm afraid darling."

To which i'll kiss him passionately and say "shhh let it happen..." and we shall consemate our union before Lord Gabon uses his right of pre- menoctus..

And as the clock strickes 12 and all is right in the world I shall hold my lover in my arms as I vanish into stardust in the moonlight whispering one last sweet nothing into my beloved bill-chans ear "Yolo"

And...Scene *bows to audience*
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Start a great fire.
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ALOT!
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Year-end cleanup. Closing threads with no new posts since 12/31/2016.
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