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Drink senpai's blood.
Become vampire.
Defeat Yandere-chan.
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Posted 4/7/16

evilotakuneko wrote:

Drink senpai's blood.
Become vampire.
Defeat Yandere-chan.


You successfully became a vampire unfortunately Yandere tan opened the curtains and the weather seems to be sunny outside
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Posted 4/7/16

GreatLordBalzak wrote:

Can you provide some measurables on the yandere?

Height
Arm Length
Hand Span
40 yard Dash Time
20 yard Shuttle Time (5-10-5)
Bench Press Max
Standing Broad Jump
Vertical Jump


Since when did that matter? Check out practically every yandere ever, most of not all of them look weak, as for the rest.... It all depends how much senpai needs... "Protecting"
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Make the Yandere mine, tell her I love her and hope one day that is true...

Add: If it doesn't work, you're dead anyway.
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Kiss Yandere-chan.
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Let her know that if she hurts you, she'll lose senpai's favor.
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evilotakuneko wrote:

Kiss Yandere-chan.




Why do I have so many pictures of guys kissing yanderes on my computer
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Dariamus wrote:


evilotakuneko wrote:

Kiss Yandere-chan.




Why do I have so many pictures of guys kissing yanderes on my computer


Wouldn't she stab you before you kissed her, since she is already trying to kill you?
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Convince her I'm her 'wingman' and that this injury gives her the perfect excuse to have some fun time together in the nurse's office. I'd even be willing to distract the nurse so that fun time is alone time.

Posted 4/7/16
Just bow really long and with great sincerity to senpai but be a man and take the Yandere-san's beating, it was clearly your bad, right?
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Turn it into a yandere love triangle.
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Posted 4/7/16

Solefyre wrote:
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Wouldn't she stab you before you kissed her, since she is already trying to kill you?


Naaaah kissing your opponent always works, in Western and Eastern animation!

And even in regular TV. Rule of acquisition number 76: Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
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Shout, "Look, there's Senpai!!!" While she's whirling around, dreamy-eyed, looking for him, I have time to run. Now, here's the key: Senpai happens to be a friend of mine. I call him up, and pay him $100 to invite yandere-chan on a date immediately. That means I have time to get packed now. When I'm finished with that, I will up and leave right away. My affairs will be kept in order by family members, but no means of contact will be maintained except for the burner phone I bought on the way out of town. From an unspecified location, I will prepare a passport and worker's visa to whatever country is willing to take me. When everything is ready, I will contact my family with the previously purchased burner phone, and instruct them to liquidate all of my property, and cancel/pay off any outstanding loans, leases, etc. Next, in my new homeland, I will work hard to earn full citizenship, followed by changing my name to reflect the native population's most popular given and surnames.Now I am just going to hope Senpai married yandere-chan, and she has found someone else to hold a grudge against. I figure that if she's still on my tail by time, I'm not going to get away no matter what, and it's not worth running anymore.
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why not just tell her you'll help her get her senpai?
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Run to my red Mecha Hamster
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Form Giant Hamster Samurai!!!
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