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Posted 4/8/16 , edited 4/8/16
I'll only give a tip. read demi - human? those guys resurrect. I know what you're thinking "ha! one death and I'm off the hook!" no sir you seem to be ignorant of yandere - tan's devotion. you will resurrect, and as long as you live you will be a perceived threat to senpai - being that you will always live. just don't be one of those guys
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omlettespammer wrote:

I'll only give a tip. read demi - human? those guys resurrect. I know what you're thinking "ha! one death and I'm off the hook!" no sir you seem to be ignorant of yandere - tan's devotion. you will resurrect, and as long as you live you will be a perceived threat to senpai - being that you will always live. just don't be one of those guys


Well I think we found one of Yandere-tan's friends
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1. Create save point

2. Turn off the game

or

1. Load last save
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Posted 4/8/16

nanikore2 wrote:

1. Create save point

2. Turn off the game

or

1. Load last save


Having mixed up real life and gaming our otaku protagonist failed to escape from yandere tan and his death is best left to the imagination for it's too gruesome to say out loud
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evilotakuneko wrote:

Drink senpai's blood.
Become vampire.
Defeat Yandere-chan.




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Try and remember not to wear "i head butted Senpai and all I got was this lousy t shirt" t shirt.
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*random singing*

I kissed a yandere girl and my family and friends are now dead
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TeasingGod wrote:

*random singing*

I kissed a yandere girl and my family and friends are now dead


If memory serves, Yuno not only never killed any of Yuki's friends, she got along quite well with his mother.

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Turning Y into Yuri.
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Dariamus wrote:


TeasingGod wrote:

*random singing*

I kissed a yandere girl and my family and friends are now dead


If memory serves, Yuno not only never killed any of Yuki's friends, she got along quite well with his mother.



Only because Yuki told her not to, it's not like she didn't try or at least plan it
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Ask him out on a date, confess. Broken heart of yandere-chan is only hope of survival.
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Senpai was poised to take over the world, he had to be stopped.
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Apologize to Senpai and ask Yandere-tan to take him to the nurse's office, helping her score points with Senpai. Avoid the two after that.
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Posted 4/8/16

TeasingGod wrote:


Dariamus wrote:


TeasingGod wrote:

*random singing*

I kissed a yandere girl and my family and friends are now dead


If memory serves, Yuno not only never killed any of Yuki's friends, she got along quite well with his mother.



Only because Yuki told her not to, it's not like she didn't try or at least plan it

The whole misunderstanding with his classmates was quickly and easily resolved.

Yuki just had to make proper introductions.

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qwueri wrote:

Apologize to Senpai and ask Yandere-tan to take him to the nurse's office, helping her score points with Senpai. Avoid the two after that.


^

Tell Yandere-tan it was all just a plan to help her get Senpai. Assure Yandere-tan you are on her side and rooting for her. Spend the next week helping Yandere-tan with a variety of whacky hi-jinks to win Senpai's love. Secretly spend week preparing to move out of town. Vanish in the night the day after Yandere-tan makes some pointless step of progress like saying "Good morning" to Senpai.

Leave heartfelt letter wishing Yandere-tan and Senpai the best. Explain you had to leave town because your own Senpai lives overseas and Yandere-tan inspired you to chase the dream.

Spend rest of life making damn sure you do not date or marry anyone that looks remotely like Senpai. No sense getting killed over an errant Facebook post.
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