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Posted 4/8/16 , edited 4/8/16

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Apologize to Senpai and ask Yandere-tan to take him to the nurse's office, helping her score points with Senpai. Avoid the two after that.


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Tell Yandere-tan it was all just a plan to help her get Senpai. Assure Yandere-tan you are on her side and rooting for her. Spend the next week helping Yandere-tan with a variety of whacky hi-jinks to win Senpai's love. Secretly spend week preparing to move out of town. Vanish in the night the day after Yandere-tan makes some pointless step of progress like saying "Good morning" to Senpai.

Leave heartfelt letter wishing Yandere-tan and Senpai the best. Explain you had to leave town because your own Senpai lives overseas and Yandere-tan inspired you to chase the dream.

Spend rest of life making damn sure you do not date or marry anyone that looks remotely like Senpai. No sense getting killed over an errant Facebook post.

What if Senpai has already confessed his love to Yandere-tan?



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Posted 4/8/16 , edited 4/8/16

runec wrote:


qwueri wrote:

Apologize to Senpai and ask Yandere-tan to take him to the nurse's office, helping her score points with Senpai. Avoid the two after that.


^

Tell Yandere-tan it was all just a plan to help her get Senpai. Assure Yandere-tan you are on her side and rooting for her. Spend the next week helping Yandere-tan with a variety of whacky hi-jinks to win Senpai's love. Secretly spend week preparing to move out of town. Vanish in the night the day after Yandere-tan makes some pointless step of progress like saying "Good morning" to Senpai.

Leave heartfelt letter wishing Yandere-tan and Senpai the best. Explain you had to leave town because your own Senpai lives overseas and Yandere-tan inspired you to chase the dream.

Spend rest of life making damn sure you do not date or marry anyone that looks remotely like Senpai. No sense getting killed over an errant Facebook post.


Eh, I'd opt more towards redirecting Yandere's attention back to Sempai and fadding into the background. The longer you stick around, the more chances she could be re triggered.

Dariamus [link url="/forumtopic-947177/help-i-accidentally-hurt-senpai?fpid=53599047" What if Senpai has already confessed his love to Yandere-tan?



Makes it easier to ask Yandere to take care of Senpai after apologizing profusely. Might help to slip in how you think they make such a cute couple.
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Offer Yandere-tan the lipgloss that I 'borrowed from senpai' then quietly slip away while she eats it...
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What if Senpai has already confessed his love to Yandere-tan?


That would probably be safer. For you anyway. He's in unspeakable danger but you'd be safer. >.>

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But did Senpai notice you?
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What if Senpai has already confessed his love to Yandere-tan?


That would probably be safer. For you anyway. He's in unspeakable danger but you'd be safer. >.>


Nah! Most yandere act like another dere type as long as they are paid attention too and don't feel threatened.



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I noticed I didn't get a sassy response telling me why I died. Does that mean I lived?
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I noticed I didn't get a sassy response telling me why I died. Does that mean I lived?


No it means I was busy and might kill you later... I mean yandere tan might kill you later.. I'm not a yangire
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I noticed I didn't get a sassy response telling me why I died. Does that mean I lived?


No it means I was busy and might kill you later... I mean yandere tan might kill you later.. I'm not a yangire


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1. Create save point

2. Turn off the game

or

1. Load last save


Having mixed up real life and gaming our otaku protagonist failed to escape from yandere tan and his death is best left to the imagination for it's too gruesome to say out loud


*loads game where this supposedly talking about "real life yandere tan" before this supposed game about "real life story" started*
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Shout, "Look, there's Senpai!!!" While she's whirling around, dreamy-eyed, looking for him, I have time to run. Now, here's the key: Senpai happens to be a friend of mine. I call him up, and pay him $100 to invite yandere-chan on a date immediately. That means I have time to get packed now. When I'm finished with that, I will up and leave right away. My affairs will be kept in order by family members, but no means of contact will be maintained except for the burner phone I bought on the way out of town. From an unspecified location, I will prepare a passport and worker's visa to whatever country is willing to take me. When everything is ready, I will contact my family with the previously purchased burner phone, and instruct them to liquidate all of my property, and cancel/pay off any outstanding loans, leases, etc. Next, in my new homeland, I will work hard to earn full citizenship, followed by changing my name to reflect the native population's most popular given and surnames.Now I am just going to hope Senpai married yandere-chan, and she has found someone else to hold a grudge against. I figure that if she's still on my tail by time, I'm not going to get away no matter what, and it's not worth running anymore.


You survived a good 20 years before being killed... By Senpai who then kills himself as he can't take marriage to yandere tan anymore
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Eat some eggs
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also eat some pizza
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foraslan wrote:

Shout, "Look, there's Senpai!!!" While she's whirling around, dreamy-eyed, looking for him, I have time to run. Now, here's the key: Senpai happens to be a friend of mine. I call him up, and pay him $100 to invite yandere-chan on a date immediately. That means I have time to get packed now. When I'm finished with that, I will up and leave right away. My affairs will be kept in order by family members, but no means of contact will be maintained except for the burner phone I bought on the way out of town. From an unspecified location, I will prepare a passport and worker's visa to whatever country is willing to take me. When everything is ready, I will contact my family with the previously purchased burner phone, and instruct them to liquidate all of my property, and cancel/pay off any outstanding loans, leases, etc. Next, in my new homeland, I will work hard to earn full citizenship, followed by changing my name to reflect the native population's most popular given and surnames.Now I am just going to hope Senpai married yandere-chan, and she has found someone else to hold a grudge against. I figure that if she's still on my tail by time, I'm not going to get away no matter what, and it's not worth running anymore.


You survived a good 20 years before being killed... By Senpai who then kills himself as he can't take marriage to yandere tan anymore


Wow. I've gotta admit, I did not see that one coming.
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finally someone is asking the important questions
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