Post Reply Fun Time: A List of Things More Trustworthy Than Hillary Clinton
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How low can we go???



Things more trustworthy than Hillary Clinton:
Tapwater from Flint Michigan
A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
Emails from a Nigerian prince
Joseph Kony peace treaties
Handcuff tricks from John Wayne Gacy
Pills from Bill Cosby
Kool Aid from Jim Jones
War stories from Brian Williams
Childhood stories from Ben Carson
Hunting with Dick Cheney
Investing with Bernie Madoff
Jared Fogle around little girls
Jerry Sandusky around little boys
Casey Anthony around babies
Doomsday alerts from Alex Jones
Racism alerts from Al Sharpton
Misogyny alerts from Anita Sarkeesian
Loch Ness monster sightings

Any more that I missed?
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Pyramid schemes
Griffith from Berserk
Anti-vaxxers telling you to use essential oils to cure cancer
"Enlarge your penis by 3 inches in 3 days" ads
Dating spam telling you 4 women in your area are interested in you
Used needles from a hobo under the bridge
Prostitutes telling you they love you
People who tell you Batman is better than Superman
Untrained dogs alone with an open fridge
Dentists saying "this will only hurt a little"
Conspiracy theorists preaching about chemtrails
A million immigrants who don't assimilate but say they're perfectly peaceful
Freshmen rushing for frats who say they can hold their liquor
Guys wearing trench coats in dark alleyways
Vegans who say people weren't meant to eat meat
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This reminds me of that "better batman than ben affleck" webpage a few years back.
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What did we all hate Bill Clinton for, anyway? He lied about a girl?
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Posted 4/10/16
Bernie Sanders
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This will be useful


I know right? I can't remember who I saw post it first but I owe them a cookie.
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I'd choose hillary over trump tho ^^
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Richard Nixon.
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ur mom
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ur mom


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Bill Clinton's faithfulness
slim fast commercials
the Mormon bible
American News media
my mother
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