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If you knew you couldn't fail, what would you do?
Posted 4/13/16
Let flatulence fly without fear of messing myself.
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Posted 4/13/16
If I can't fail you say
Try to get every super power I can think of, and try to find my dream girl. Then what ever the fuck we want when we want....
Prob destroy ISIS too.... yea know pay the goodluck forward n everything.
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Posted 4/14/16
Enthuse people to reach their potential.
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Posted 4/14/16
Attempt to enter a dream world where all my fantasies come true and I'm able to live forever.
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Posted 4/14/16
Take over the world and get rid of 90% of the world's human population. We don't need that many people on this planet. All they do is cause trouble and inflict pain upon both mother nature and their brothers and sisters. Then the rest would rebuild this planet into a utopia that minimizes all the negative traits of humanity. It's impossible to destroy everything that is bad, undesirable and negative. Without those, there would be no positive, good stuff.
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Posted 4/14/16

superflydanfry wrote:


bbbob5 wrote:


SylveonLuna wrote:

As the title says...

If this has been done before then remove this thread as I did a search and I personally couldn't find one.


rob a bank


I'm with you on this one. The thought always intrigued me, though i suppose most of the excitement disappears when you know that no matter what happens you'll get away with it.

Still, if i'd find someone willing to partner up with me and be a modern day Bonnie and Clyde, that sounds like a fun ride


but then they would update their security
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34 / M / Off the map.
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Posted 4/14/16
I guess it is time to create demi-humans.
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Posted 4/14/16
I would have a quiet life
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Posted 4/14/16 , edited 4/14/16
Kill myself, and take a lot of people with me (I plan to, maybe soon). Because life sucks. I've become homeless (by the way, at the Dallas Public Library, whose internet I am currently leeching....admins can check...literally only homeless people are out here when they are closed). Yeah, pardon my arrogance, but I am Bill fucking Pettis. The same one who released a couple of PAQ versions. Who is a veteran and had a 99 Asvab, not to mention an 800 SAT math-part score. The same one who (still to this day, even on the streets) carries around a Nikon D610 that I taught myself how to use in RAW/manual mode...and after taking multi-row, completely a seem less panoramas you'd be convinced I had a magic 200-megapixel camera (I'm that good). This is bullshit. My family hates me and, like most religious people, they would love to see me die...even with martyrs that I would gladly take with me...they would claim that eliminating god-fearing Deists would save souls in the long run, or some shit. And the government (who will be paying out at least 30,000 annually in social security retirement when I am old...600,000 easy if I make 20 years of payments, and literally millions and millions when I take people with me) will be happy to. It's almost like the government and the church teamed up with superman to ruin my life forever, and I always told myself I wouldn't become the killer they want me to be...but I have changed my mind. I just don't want one more fucking day of it all.
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Posted 4/14/16

ohgeezasorceress wrote:

Kill myself, and take a lot of people with me (I plan to, maybe soon). Because life sucks. I've become homeless (by the way, at the Dallas Public Library, whose internet I am currently leeching....admins can check...literally only homeless people are out here when they are closed). Yeah, pardon my arrogance, but I am Bill fucking Pettis. The same one who released a couple of PAQ versions. Who is a veteran and had a 99 Asvab, not to mention an 800 SAT math-part score. The same one who (still to this day, even on the streets) carries around a Nikon D610 that I taught myself how to use in RAW/manual mode...and after taking multi-row, completely a seem less panoramas you'd be convinced I had a magic 200-megapixel camera (I'm that good). This is bullshit. My family hates me and, like most religious people, they would love to see me die...even with martyrs that I would gladly take with me...they would claim that eliminating god-fearing Deists would save souls in the long run, or some shit. And the government (who will be paying out at least 30,000 annually in social security retirement when I am old...600,000 easy if I make 20 years of payments, and literally millions and millions when I take people with me) will be happy to. It's almost like the government and the church teamed up with superman to ruin my life forever, and I always told myself I wouldn't become the killer they want me to be...but I have changed my mind. I just don't want one more fucking day of it all.


Woah dude. I really hope this is a bad joke. I've been homeless before. It sucks, but hurting yourself or others is never the right answer. There's enough negativity in this world as it is. You don't have to add to it. Please man, seek help. I know it can be hard, but there are people out there who care about you.

Good luck in life, man. I really hope you get back on your feet.
Posted 4/14/16
Become a god, complete with celestial minions. Since I cannot fail, haha. <3
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Posted 4/14/16
Initiate a plot to cause a vacuum meta-stability event.
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Closed because OP nuked.
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