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Post Reply What is the first word you want your kid to learn?
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my friend's youngest brother, his first words were literally F YOU! at one of his brothers. the kid stayed really quiet and never bothered speaking, until one day his older brother took a toy from him...
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Oh hell no.

Thankfully I don't have kids lol.
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haha no, idk mama?
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A friend of mine is a strict vegetarian - when she had her first child her brother would keep whispering 'burger' into the baby's ear in the hope that it would be his first word.
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"Yes, master".

(So, have we finished dispatching all the April threads from the porn spambot yet?)
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Idk... but my buddy's son had quite possibly the most epic first words ever. We were sittin there chillin and his kid looked up at us with a triumphant look of epicness and uttered the words...

"I'm Batman"
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My daughters first word was "dada"

I'll take it.
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disestablishmentarianism

That would come in handy
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