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What is the first word you want your kid to learn?
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etrainzium wrote:

The word "YES". Yes not "NO" to bad most kids learn NO way to soon.


But it depends on the context.... Is he/she going to be a 'yes man'/''yes-woman'? That would be terrible!

Or is he going to be someone like Elon Musk, or Preston Tucker? Those guys took "yes" to mean I can make it happen!
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Oh hell no.

There's a reason I don't have kids and this is just reason #42,338 to be honest.
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Ryulightorb wrote:

Illidan


And that is why you should not become a father, dear.
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Ryulightorb wrote:

Illidan


And that is why you should not become a father, dear.


...i guess you could say "YOU ARE NOT PREPARED"
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Excluding mom and dad, I guess I would want them to speak their name.
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Ryulightorb wrote:

...i guess you could say "YOU ARE NOT PREPARED"


You are a hopeless case.

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"The dark lord approaches" would be a great first sentence.

Bonus points if it's around a ton of people.
Posted 12/12/16
more than one word but, "I see dead people."
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in 2017+ in a world filled with entitled/spoiled brats


"NO"


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i will never have kids because i'm ugly and gay.
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Ryulightorb wrote:


Nalaniel wrote:


Ryulightorb wrote:

Illidan


And that is why you should not become a father, dear.


...i guess you could say "YOU ARE NOT PREPARED"


LOL Good! That was perfect!

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Closed because OP nuked.
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