Post Reply You just defeated an all powerful deity and obtain all his powers
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Posted 4/18/16 , edited 4/18/16
Let me know if a thread like this one exist or not.
Thanks a bunches.


Let's say you defeated an all powerful deity and then got all of that deity's powers. How did you do it? Make up a silly or serious short story about how you defeated the deity.


Enjoy!!!
Posted 4/18/16
Good luck beating me guys.
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Posted 4/18/16

Hail_King_Kakao wrote:

Good luck beating me guys.


But how did you beat the all powerful deity and gain his powers?
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Posted 4/18/16
I gambled with the reaper when it came to take my life from me, I said "If I can fool a deity into coming to earth and stand face to face with me then you get to take their life and I get to keep living for now. If I fail to fool the deity then I will murder someone and you can take both our lives" After a while I acted like I had given up, and begged the reaper to come and finish the gamble, and so it came to meet me, that's when I won. Another reaper who was spectating the whole thing realized I just fooled the first reaper (a death-deity) into coming back, knowing this - it killed the first and gave me the powers of the first reaper, thus extending my life and giving me power the powers of a reaper.
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Posted 4/18/16
I faked a hoo-ha and he focused all his blood into his dilly to win the dik measuring contest but then he died of blood loss from the rest of his body.
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Posted 4/19/16
I threw a batarang at it
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Posted 4/19/16


Why am I laughing so hard at this picture
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Posted 4/19/16
First I equipped the Gunner dressphere and the cat nip and invincible accessories. then i waited until said deity had me in a critical state then used trigger happy which soundly defeated it
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Posted 4/19/16

IllIllIIlIllIlIllIlIlIlI wrote:



Why am I laughing so hard at this picture


they b much compensating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjRKHzGTBiQ
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Posted 4/19/16
He or she made a deal with me that I knew the deity couldn't possibly pay off so when the deity was late on payments... I came to collect

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Posted 4/22/16

Somewhat_Insane_Monkey wrote:

He or she made a deal with me that I knew the deity couldn't possibly pay off so when the deity was late on payments... I came to collect



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Posted 5/16/16 , edited 5/16/16
I entered the throne room fully armed, but the deity was expecting me. However, he paused and did not kill me when he spotted what I was holding. He had never seen a gun before and he demanded to know what it was. I convinced him that it was a fancy Pez candy dispenser and that it worked best if you emptied the candy directly into your mouth. I now control three-fourths of the universe and spend most of my time watching anime in my new throne room.

Posted 5/16/16
Just as he rushed towards me the deity slipped on a bananna peel and died not of the fall but of embarrassment.
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Posted 5/16/16
Showed 'em some anime and they got addicted, and decided they wanted to bask in their new-found otakudom for all of eternity, instead of being deific.

So, they chose me to take their place, which would've been great if I weren't by said deity with his (or her) now infinite collection of anime, manga, and video games.
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