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Posted 4/22/16 , edited 4/22/16
Found this on 9gag


Posted 4/22/16 , edited 4/22/16
I thought you meant he literally blessed everything.
"By the power that has been given to me through the holy spirit, I hereby bless everything, so that nothing ever needs blessing again"
This is funnier though lol
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Eh, I don't see a problem with it.
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Posted 4/22/16
How about motorcycles?

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Posted 4/22/16

Razor_Girl wrote:

How about motorcycles?



I found this tumblr blog of Catholic priests also blessing random things
One of them has a priest blessing helmets
https://polishpriests.tumblr.com/
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Posted 4/22/16
That's good. Somebody go bless the ocean and turn it into holy water in case vampires or demons attack.
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ZavinRoyalheart wrote:

That's good. Somebody go bless the ocean and turn it into holy water in case vampires or demons attack.


Does the holiness get left behind when the water evaporates, like salt does? Or will rain just instantly wipe out all vampires.
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Posted 4/22/16

Hail_King_Kakao wrote:


ZavinRoyalheart wrote:

That's good. Somebody go bless the ocean and turn it into holy water in case vampires or demons attack.


Does the holiness get left behind when the water evaporates, like salt does? Or will rain just instantly wipe out all vampires.


I don't know. We won't know until we try. Can you bless the water in a vampires body.
Posted 4/22/16

ZavinRoyalheart wrote:

I don't know. We won't know until we try. Can you bless the water in a vampires body.


Sounds pretty cruel tbh.
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Posted 4/22/16

Hail_King_Kakao wrote:


ZavinRoyalheart wrote:

I don't know. We won't know until we try. Can you bless the water in a vampires body.


Sounds pretty cruel tbh.


It's them or us. Lol.
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Posted 4/22/16 , edited 4/22/16
Come back to me when someone gets a shot of them blessing a box of Dildos
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Posted 4/22/16
Rabbi Tuckman: [pauses] Wait a minute! There's things here! There's rocks, there's trees, there's birds, there's squirrels. Come on, we'll bless them all until we get vashnigyered [drunk] -Robin Hood Men in Tights
Posted 4/27/16
hahaa
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Posted 4/27/16 , edited 4/28/16
Well Russia is primarily Orthodox. And Russia is Russia. So this is not surprising.
Posted 4/27/16 , edited 4/28/16
I would like a blessing too
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