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21 / M / U.S.A.
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I'd help it establish the New World Order.
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I would call an exorcist
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Have them take over the world, i mean that's the only real option right?
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I'd be proud of my well behaved child and wouldn't know until it was too late.
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id call jesus
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JustineKo2 wrote:

I think whatever sicko invented the Anti-Christ has never made it clear whether he is Satan or an alternate Jesus Christ. If he and Satan are one and the same then he predated Jesus and therefore could not be his doppelgänger. If he is Christs evil doppelgänger then he's just another dead dude with empty followers. But that's just something logical sounding from an illogical atheist.


Also a not-well-researched one:
Revelations isn't really a "revelation", it's a coded pamphlet sent out by John of Patmos to seven early Christian churches in Babylon and Asia Minor, where they'd be the struggling minority against the presiding pagan-idol majority, and might be prone to give in early.

With Rome looking over his shoulder--especially after he was already living in exile--John couldn't write motivational Christian speeches straight out, so he couched them in allegorical symbolism as a "dream", but we still get the heavy intended emphasis on "Seven" and "Evil Babylon".
The "Anti-Christ" is used interchangeably with the "False prophet", ie. the pagan religion or next amateur Messiah wannabe who starts grabbing all the attention and followers away from the early churches with more sensationalistic material, and, in John's x=y parallel, becomes unstoppably popular and eventually more popular than his followers had intended, and only bringing down the bad stuff upon the faithful who hadn't abandoned the "real" churches.

In political terms, the same could be said about Trump, and calling Trump "the Anti-Christ" would not be far off.
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Not Christian so I'm good. Assuming I was however, I wouldn't care.

I would just be like "Well damn son"
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JustineKo2 wrote:

I think whatever sicko invented the Anti-Christ has never made it clear whether he is Satan or an alternate Jesus Christ. If he and Satan are one and the same then he predated Jesus and therefore could not be his doppelgänger. If he is Christs evil doppelgänger then he's just another dead dude with empty followers. But that's just something logical sounding from an illogical atheist.


Eh I think Simon Magus was the Anti Jesus Christ.
Posted 4/24/16
I'd raise them to be a politician.

On a more serious note, I'm not religious myself, so I wouldn't care, and if I was, they're still my child, so I still wouldn't care.
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Well, I personally don't believe in that myself but I'd just kick my feet up and let the world burn.
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Carry on as usual.
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JanusCascade wrote:


bronzefoot wrote:

What, again?



Why is there Topic about finding out your Child is Anti-Christ?


No, it's just I thought I was alone in doing the Gregory Peck/Patrick Troughton/David Warner/Leo McKern joke--
Whew, and I was about to make the "And keep the housemaid away from the kid's birthday party" joke, but figured it was a lost cause by that point.


JanusCascade wrote:

I'll be in denial.. thinking this gotta be mistake. He/She probably excel (meaning Straight A Student, Highly Skill in Sport, treated everyone Kindly, Very likeable by everyone, and seem to be Great Leadership) in everything!


And then you'll send him to military school, where he'll be a disturbingly successful straight-A student, and half the teachers will be in on the Satanic conspiracy to protect him, so he'll find out anyway, and run down by the lake dock shouting "Why me???"

(I am ashamed I actually know that..... )
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I would not care, it is their decision as to what they choose to believe in.
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if im his/her father, would that make me even more demonic than the anti-christ? i mean... children take after their parents
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