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UnLukieTac
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Posted 4/30/16 , edited 5/1/16
Might seem kind of silly, but I like when my girlfriend massages my forearms.
the_anti_life
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Posted 4/30/16 , edited 4/30/16
The wife does that quite often, she just plops down on me, then the cats follow suite and I wake up all twisted up
xX_Dave_Xx
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Posted 4/30/16 , edited 5/1/16
If I had a girlfriend I wouldn't be on forums...
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Posted 4/30/16 , edited 7/26/16
If I had a girlfriend my wife would kill me
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Posted 4/30/16 , edited 5/1/16
The plop part ouch the cuddle part sweet
Ryulightorb 
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Posted 4/30/16

Nasirei wrote:

It...would...be....awkward 99% of the time.


99.99²%
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Posted 4/30/16 , edited 7/26/16
Go out to eat.
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Posted 4/30/16
Cuddling I miss doing that....and well some other things, but gotta stay appropriate! haha
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Posted 4/30/16
This!!


The best part about being short
nichtmalda 
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Posted 4/30/16 , edited 4/30/16

Daisuki-Suki wrote:

Go out to eat.


Somehow, somewhere a strangely mundane conversation is taking place and we are missing out on it.


LubbockNR wrote:

Just... let me fantasize okay


If you are sufficiently large enough and she's sufficiently petite, it acutally might work out.
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Posted 4/30/16
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Posted 4/30/16 , edited 4/30/16
I'd probably just want her to leave me be. I'm a bastard with the emotional depth of a teaspoon.
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Posted 4/30/16

stars201 wrote:



and then we all accessorize with boxes
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Posted 5/1/16
I'd just want her to love me for real.
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Posted 5/1/16
As highly cute as that is, I would be pissed off if my non-existent partner did that to me, while I was sound asleep. In any case, sappy stuff that I'd rather not write... Oh, but perverted stuff? Yeah, I'll write all the messed up shit, I'd like.
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