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Posted 5/1/16
I'd cuddle with her the whole day.
But, then again. I have many things to do, so I can't afford having one.
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macht_gut wrote:

I would like for him to dress up as

this character


or this character


I don't think the first one is dressed lol
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LubbockNR wrote:


macht_gut wrote:

I would like for him to dress up as

this character


or this character


I don't think the first one is dressed lol


What? The cloud substance doesn't count as clothing?
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Oh man. That pic in the OP looks painful as hell. Especially for someone like me who deals with back pain, that'd only make it worse. XD But, more on topic of if I had a girlfriend, I'd just want her to sit on my lap as we watch anime and movies. You know, the simple things. As for everyone else's dirty thoughts...
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Cuddles and kisses all day
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become my gym buddy!
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I wouldnt mind it, as long its done gently. I think its cute, and i wish to have someone to do that to one day. ( future bf dont hate me)
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Posted 7/25/16
Actually had an old girlfriend do that to me once. Knocked the wind right out of me. I actually thought someone broke in and was attacking me and that I was gonna die. But when I realized what happened, I was still too tired to care at that point and just went back to sleep. Not cool though, no matter how cute it may seem, unless they slowly lay on top of you. But to actually just fall on top you is really annoying.
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That kind of thing is okay if you're talking about a cat, but cats aren't girlfriends. Don't make a cat your girlfriend, no matter how much he begs.
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Posted 7/25/16

gornotck wrote:

That kind of thing is okay if you're talking about a cat, but cats aren't girlfriends. Don't make a cat your girlfriend, no matter how much he begs.




This is what you meant right?
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Posted 7/26/16

LubbockNR wrote:


gornotck wrote:

That kind of thing is okay if you're talking about a cat, but cats aren't girlfriends. Don't make a cat your girlfriend, no matter how much he begs.




This is what you meant right?


That too, sure.
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Posted 7/26/16 , edited 7/26/16
That's actually not as bad as some people are making it out to be..

Well, unless she literally does a standing jump onto you. Of course, in the cartoon the glomp is more embellished.
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Posted 7/26/16
Well if I had a girlfriend now at first we take it slow (cuddles, kiss every now and then) but then it gets....eh i'll let you all figure out the rest from there xD
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Posted 7/26/16 , edited 7/26/16
My testicles are cringing at the mere thought of that happening. I mean for fuck's sake she looks like she kneed said boyfriend right in the baby maker.

But hey what do I care I am into knife and blood play so that seems rather tame when I think about it.
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Posted 7/26/16 , edited 7/26/16
If that happen to me
I'd probably wake up, freak out and yell, "The British are coming!"
and then struggle to breath
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