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Post Reply You are a young God going to God school. You've just realized that you've only got seven more days before your universe
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Posted 5/1/16
Light up

and this is why Donald Trump is going to be president because God is stoned
Posted 5/1/16

qualeshia3 wrote:


orcblood wrote:

What the fuck is this shit?


Who the fuck are you?


XD
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You just couldn't let this comment slide could ya?
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I have to choose one of the goddesses in my harem to invite to my pad to work on the project, and then blush and get flustered every time our hands accidentally touch while trying to sculpt fjords in Norway.
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Clearly I need help from Aquaman...er, Poseidon.
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Sit at home watching anime & playing video games until the last day then panic as I try to think up a partially believable excuse before walking up to the Teacher's desk. There, I suddenly remember I'm a God then clap my hands together and say "BANG! Universe..."
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Posted 5/2/16

aidan8et wrote:

Sit at home watching anime & playing video games until the last day then panic as I try to think up a partially believable excuse before walking up to the Teacher's desk. There, I suddenly remember I'm a God then clap my hands together and say "BANG! Universe..."


You get a gold star!
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Posted 5/2/16
Take the next six days off and get it all done on the seventh day. Then when a religion is made about me the holy text will be like this...

And on the first day, God rested and played video games.
And on the second day, God rested and watched a bunch of anime.
And on the third day, God rested and read a bunch of fanfiction.
And on the fourth day, God spent all day mucking in the kitchen because she wanted homemade brownies.
And on the fifth day, God watched a bunch of YouTube videos and got lost reading stuff on Wikipedia.
And on the sixth day, God did rest. All day. She didn't even get out of bed and it was glorious.
And on the seventh day, God did make everything at once. Because you know, she's god and time is relative and she is all powerful and why are you even questioning this? And it was good.
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Posted 5/2/16
7 days? That is a long time especially for a god man. First I grab some pen and paper and start writing the equations of the universe, then I turn a box into a universe that follows those fundamental rules I just created and then I throw in some matter from my world and then I just turn the time up on that world to like 100000x ours.
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Posted 5/2/16
I would watch anime until the 7th day and turn it in late
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Posted 5/2/16
I don't have enough Lego parts for a universe.
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BS my way through it as usual and hope i didn't screw anything up too bad.
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On Monday I'd make a whole bunch of space, and start on a rock with water on it that I call Earth. Maybe bring a torch so I can see shit, thus creating light and dark.

On Tuesday I'd feel a little lazy and just put atmosphere on the Earth.

On Wednesday I'd make some land so I don't have to fly everywhere, and then put some plants because three days without food is hungry work. Probably chow down on some knowledge apples if you know what I mean.

On Thursday I'd receive a reminder that plants can't live without light, and a torch isn't enough to sustain them. I'd also receive a reminder that I need to create a whole UNIVERSE and not just a planet. I wing the rest of the universe and hope no one notices the shoddy work filled with black holes and shit, and are instead impressed with this one planet I've been working on.

On Friday I'll be pretty damn tired, so I'll just throw in some poorly made living things into the ocean. They'll probably evolve by the next day.

On Saturday I return I see if they had evolved and it turns out they have. I modify one species in particular that I like to look more like me and then let them roam for a bit.

On Sunday I'm too damn tired to do shit and sleep the whole day.
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Posted 5/2/16

Buckerss wrote:

On Monday I'd make a whole bunch of space, and start on a rock with water on it that I call Earth. Maybe bring a torch so I can see shit, thus creating light and dark.

On Tuesday I'd feel a little lazy and just put atmosphere on the Earth.

On Wednesday I'd make some land so I don't have to fly everywhere, and then put some plants because three days without food is hungry work. Probably chow down on some knowledge apples if you know what I mean.

On Thursday I'd receive a reminder that plants can't live without light, and a torch isn't enough to sustain them. I'd also receive a reminder that I need to create a whole UNIVERSE and not just a planet. I wing the rest of the universe and hope no one notices the shoddy work filled with black holes and shit, and are instead impressed with this one planet I've been working on.

On Friday I'll be pretty damn tired, so I'll just throw in some poorly made living things into the ocean. They'll probably evolve by the next day.

On Saturday I return I see if they had evolved and it turns out they have. I modify one species in particular that I like to look more like me and then let them roam for a bit.

On Sunday I'm too damn tired to do shit and sleep the whole day.


Sounds intense.
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Posted 5/3/16
If I was a god I'd start right away and reign over that universe as King. I'll create a bunch of random prophecies and watch how it plays out... You know like those prophecies you see in videogames and movies that when you sit down and think about it you wonder why they even made the prophecy in the first place.
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