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what would you do if it happened at your home?
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Posted 5/6/16 , edited 5/6/16
Tell them to get the fuck out
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Posted 5/6/16


These work wonders in the middle of the night lol. They run and never return. Of course most neighbours aren't as pissed when you tell them you were scaring off trespassers/possible burglars as it means you were in a way protecting their house too.
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Ask them what they're doing in your toilet
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Posted 5/17/16
Piss on them. Literally.
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Posted 5/17/16
that's impossible cuz my dogs would kill any person that stepped foot into my house without my permission
Posted 5/17/16
invite them to my basement for refreshments...
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Posted 5/20/16

Somewhat_Insane_Monkey wrote:

Kick them out and drain the pool.


it can take forever to drain a pool honestly
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Posted 5/20/16
kick them out obviously
Posted 5/20/16

Dariamus wrote:

Dial 911 and wait in my car for the police to arrive.

Don't want to scare the idiots off before they can be arrested.


This.
And when they do get caught, tell them I peed in the pool.
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