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Things You Might Not Know About Imoutos and Onii Chans
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Posted 5/12/16 , edited 5/12/16
Hey, as an expect on imoutos and onii chans I compiled a list of facts I've discovered while scouring the world for imoutos! Here are a few of them.


1.Onii chans are natural enemies of each other. They are intensely selfish and devouted to their imoutos and cannot usually share. Those that do share are known as "bronii-chans".

2.Bronii chans are usually related and have a strong bond with one another, allowing them to share imoutos. Contrary to popular belief, they are not usually gay or flamboyant.

3.Onii chans are not pedophiles, child molestors, etc. They elicit consent from their imoutos before any lewd activity is done, either as a family of onii chan and his several imoutos or one on one, and will usually abide by the laws of said jurisdiction. Unless said law forbids brother sisters incest.

4. Contrary to popular belief, imoutos love onii chans, even if they do not always show it.

5.Imoutos can be caught using a variety of instrument. Some prefer a box and stick trap, using a variety of baits as baits, ranging from yaoi manga to cake to virtually anything. Some uses nets and go outside till they hear an imouto on a tree. Careful planning must be ensured so that said imouto doesn't fly away.

6. 36% of Onii chans work in the educational industry. They make up about 4% of the faculty of a typical school.\

7. An Onii chan may look at porn with some denomination of imoutos, but caution musty be exercise if they choose to adopt a yandere imouto.

8. Having your porn stash discovered by type "Lewd" or type "Pleasing" imouto will elicit sexual responses.

9. Imoutos are born pregnant, and give birth to more imoutos,

10. 29% of imoutos are purely tsundere, 23% are purely yandere, and 11% is pure dandere, with a population of 5% of pure kuuderes. The remaining percentages are mixed.

11. You can breed imoutos with other imoutos, but also you can breed them yourself. Be careful not to get lost in carnal pleasure, or you might not see the light of day again.

12. A tsunyan, contrary to myth, actually does exist, albeit in limited numbers.

13. The world's foremost imouto lover is PeripheralVisionary. It is estimated he has hundreds of imoutos. Yet he is not satisfied yet, and looks for more on forums.

14. Imouto trading is looked down upon by official imouto caretaking guidelines. Why would you sell an imouto, you punk? She loves you goddamit!

15. An onii chan cannot live without his imoutos. They die if they are not called "onii chan" at least once every month. Some types of onii chan, such as the PeripheralVisionary type, need to be called onii chan every minute or they'll suffer cuteness withdrawal.



That's all for today!
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What ....The. ....Actual. ....Fuck
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got 2 imouto's no need for more.
also all of this comming from...4chan..
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lol what
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This is the best thing I've read all day.

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16. An onii chan has 5 basic commands available to him when he encounters a wild imouto. There is the "hug" command, where an onii chan wittles at an imoutos willpower by showering her with love, a "summon imouto" command to summon an imouto to help seduce said wild imouto, an "adore" command where an onii chan basks and wallows in the wild imoutos loveliness to gain willpower, an "adopt" command to capture imoutos, and finally a "kill yourself" command.There is no flee button.
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I hadn't seen this before............and now I have.
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:
There is no flee button.
no red pill?

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Read it all and still have not gotten any imoutos
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Meh, Onee-sama's are a far superior species to a lowly imouto.
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Very informative, I learned a lot today. Thank you.
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Wow, PV your statistics are so accurate



I am an imouto myself. I love my oniichan. I give hugs on command.


KYAA!
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Posted 5/12/16

1stladyent wrote:

Wow, PV your statistics are so accurate



I am an imouto myself. I love my oniichan. I give hugs on command.


KYAA!


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First off, this post needs to be locked and stickied. It deserves my first post on CR ever, and to be read more than it's going to be.

Second: PV... You should write a book. I would buy it
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