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17. When an Imouto calls you a pervert, it means she is attracted to you.

18. Imoutos CANNOT be adopted from Orphanages or Schools without some serious obstacles. Bring back up.

19. Imoutos will get tired eating any phallic shaped food. This is useful when they're a being uncontrollable. Be aware of perverts looking at your imouto however.

20. Wearing an imoutos underwear over your head will turn you and your friends in the super hentai rangers. Your super power? Being really, really perverted.

21. If you have a strained relationship with an imouto, being there for them and encouraging their hobbies is what every good onii chan should do.

22. If you are aroused at the thought of your imouto's body, don't be alarmed and ashamed. Instead, take off all your clothes and burst into your imouto's room and admit your love. It is a sure way of getting your love returned!

23. Don't be worried about guys pretending to be imoutos. If you get your relationship level to level 5, they'll instantly be turned into an imouto egg, which you can hatch into a full fledge imouto after walking 42 steps. (See HuastecoImouto for reference.)

24. Tsunderes specialize in defense, Yanderes Offense, Danderes in healing, and kuuderes in reconnaissance. Mix and match your imoutso squad to great effect!

25. If you and your imouto are washing each others back, talk about how you were young then, then argue about a topic related to said reminiscing and then, use the appearance of physical force in denial to have your imouto turn back, fall over, and expose her naked body to you. Stare at her naked body as she stares at yours, and then she'll be yours!

26. Don't tell your parents about loving your imouto. (Duh)

27. Show girls without big brothers the wonderfulness of having a big brother. However, as potential imoutos grow older, the more resistant they are to being adopted. They do have higher stats however.

28. Never share an imouto!
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Missing tips 1-16, how will any of us truly understand?
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kevz_210 wrote:

Missing tips 1-16, how will any of us truly understand?


http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-951641/things-you-might-not-know-about-imoutos-and-onii-chans?pg=0


1.Onii chans are natural enemies of each other. They are intensely selfish and devouted to their imoutos and cannot usually share. Those that do share are known as "bronii-chans".

2.Bronii chans are usually related and have a strong bond with one another, allowing them to share imoutos. Contrary to popular belief, they are not usually gay or flamboyant.

3.Onii chans are not pedophiles, child molestors, etc. They elicit consent from their imoutos before any lewd activity is done, either as a family of onii chan and his several imoutos or one on one, and will usually abide by the laws of said jurisdiction. Unless said law forbids brother sisters incest.

4. Contrary to popular belief, imoutos love onii chans, even if they do not always show it.

5.Imoutos can be caught using a variety of instrument. Some prefer a box and stick trap, using a variety of baits as baits, ranging from yaoi manga to cake to virtually anything. Some uses nets and go outside till they hear an imouto on a tree. Careful planning must be ensured so that said imouto doesn't fly away.

6. 36% of Onii chans work in the educational industry. They make up about 4% of the faculty of a typical school.\

7. An Onii chan may look at porn with some denomination of imoutos, but caution musty be exercise if they choose to adopt a yandere imouto.

8. Having your porn stash discovered by type "Lewd" or type "Pleasing" imouto will elicit sexual responses.

9. Imoutos are born pregnant, and give birth to more imoutos,

10. 29% of imoutos are purely tsundere, 23% are purely yandere, and 11% is pure dandere, with a population of 5% of pure kuuderes. The remaining percentages are mixed.

11. You can breed imoutos with other imoutos, but also you can breed them yourself. Be careful not to get lost in carnal pleasure, or you might not see the light of day again.

12. A tsunyan, contrary to myth, actually does exist, albeit in limited numbers.

13. The world's foremost imouto lover is PeripheralVisionary. It is estimated he has hundreds of imoutos. Yet he is not satisfied yet, and looks for more on forums.

14. Imouto trading is looked down upon by official imouto caretaking guidelines. Why would you sell an imouto, you punk? She loves you goddamit!

15. An onii chan cannot live without his imoutos. They die if they are not called "onii chan" at least once every month. Some types of onii chan, such as the PeripheralVisionary type, need to be called onii chan every minute or they'll suffer cuteness withdrawal.


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16. An onii chan has 5 basic commands available to him when he encounters a wild imouto. There is the "hug" command, where an onii chan wittles at an imoutos willpower by showering her with love, a "summon imouto" command to summon an imouto to help seduce said wild imouto, an "adore" command where an onii chan basks and wallows in the wild imoutos loveliness to gain willpower, an "adopt" command to capture imoutos, and finally a "kill yourself" command.There is no flee button.


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Another helpful, informative post.
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:

20. Wearing an imoutos underwear over your head will turn you and your friends in the super hentai rangers. Your super power? Being really, really perverted.


This might be my favorite.

PV, you are such a twisted little goofball.
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Hmm learn something new everyday.
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Number 28. Agreed
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Posted 5/12/16
This is some useful information.

Gonna go try this with my imouto.

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Thanks again PV, I feel like I am now seeing the world in a completely different light!
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Wait wait wait wait...

So you're telling me.

That you cannot share an imouto?

So if I'm one of PV's imoutos I cannot be anyone elses imouto?

PV explain.
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This guy.
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SylveonLuna wrote:

Wait wait wait wait...

So you're telling me.

That you cannot share an imouto?

So if I'm one of PV's imoutos I cannot be anyone elses imouto?

PV explain.


See rule 2
Posted 5/12/16

qualeshia3 wrote:

This guy.


You make it seem like he is a bad guy.

He is just our onii-chan here to quench his imouto thirst that he has always desired.
Posted 5/12/16 , edited 5/12/16

kevz_210 wrote:


SylveonLuna wrote:

Wait wait wait wait...

So you're telling me.

That you cannot share an imouto?

So if I'm one of PV's imoutos I cannot be anyone elses imouto?

PV explain.


See rule 2


Yes but what if PV isn't a bronii-chan?

(I like that vert image btw very nice pic of the HDD form.)
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SylveonLuna wrote:


qualeshia3 wrote:

This guy.


You make it seem like he is a bad guy.

He is just our onii-chan here to quench his imouto thirst that he has always desired.


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