Why Is Lorreen So Strong? Is She Powerful Enough To Ban The Entire Forum In One Punch?
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Posted 5/17/16 , edited 5/17/16
As you all know, Lorreen is considered the strongest user in the forum. But how did she get to be so strong?





From what I can glean, in contrast to Saitama's 100 Push-ups, 100 Sit-ups, 100 Squats, 10 km run, Lorreen regularly posts 100 threads, made 100 replies, 100 quotes, 100 messages, and banned 10000 users ever day since 2009.

You may think I'm kidding, but I'm not. She trained so hard her boobs fell off, which is a source of angst for her.


So....how does she match up against other forumers?

She has banned numerous F,E,D,C, and B ranked trolls, harassers, perverts, and disruptive forumites over the years, but here are her most famous highlights. Well, we could only list one name, and it is me, so here it is!



A scene from the fight. If only we could wear GIFs on shirts.


PeripheralVisionary-AKA The Most Perverted Pervert on Earth-PV arises out of a mediocrity and anonymity to become the Most Perverted Pervert on Earth. His lewdness is so strong, that it incites other users to viciously rip their clothes off and post replies cheering him on. In her first fight against PV, she banned him so hard it lasted for days. Yet PeripheralVisionary wasn't finished, and surprisingly survived the ban, only to become lewder and lewder, finally reaching a point of lewdness so high he became known as Carnal Kabuto; The Semen King in his most powerful state, in which he is unable to satiate his thirstiness, rampaging lewdly for a week. In this form, PeripheralVisionary can adopt anyone as an imouto at a glance, in which case, they're obligated to come to his humble abode after class to spoon with him. Sensing danger, Lorreen confronted PeripheralVisionary, read to take him on. Her ban hammer was so powerful, PeripheralVisionary was banned for 3 months, and even destroyed most of his lewdness, turning him into an ally.

So how strong was PV at his height?

Also known as The Most Perverted Pervert on Earth, PV was so lewd that anyone could become entranced by his crass sexuality, adopting anyone as an imouto and making lewd threads to incite the forum into sexual fury. He could easily defeat Phersu, the unknowable God of Old, known for his planet destroying abilities, and fought toe to toe with PrinceJudar, whose beauty and logic failed to enchant him and his lustful stupidity.

So....there you have it.
Lorreen is the strongest forumer of all time.

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Posted 5/17/16 , edited 5/17/16
To be honest with you, coming from narutoforums.com, it's actually a relief that you're considered the most perverted on this website. lol
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Posted 5/17/16

TRKitsune wrote:

To be honest with you, coming from narutoforums.com, it's actually a relief that you're considered the most perverted on this website. lol


I'm more reserved about my fetishes these days. Little boys watching Naruto would be proudly declaring their love of tentacles.
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Posted 5/17/16
seems to be one of the few semi-active mods (along with the Dutch mod)
can't say I'm a fan of circle-jerking threads though (or circle-jerking in general).

fried tentacles is a pretty popular dish, though it's not really my cup of tea. i'd rather have salmon instead.
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Posted 5/17/16
Sigh. PV, with this you have become king of canards.
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Posted 5/17/16
PV is less PV with the return!
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Posted 5/17/16
.......Question is who would win Lorreen vs the Universe?
Posted 5/17/16

Ranwolf wrote:

.......Question is who would win Lorreen vs the Universe?


According to my game I made putting lorreen against the universe resulted in lorreen winning.

Very powerful I'd say.
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Posted 5/17/16 , edited 5/17/16

SylveonLuna wrote:


According to my game I made putting lorreen against the universe resulted in lorreen winning.

Very powerful I'd say.


RIP Universe..wait does that mean we'd all be as dead as the proverbial door nail?
Posted 5/17/16
Lorreen's cool.
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Posted 5/18/16
Since I just closed another thread about a specific user over at /forumtopic-952233/lets-talk-about-werina?fpid=53875639, even though Lorreen posted in here, I've decided to close this as well.

Please, no user-specific threads (unless they're about yourself, I suppose - I know PV has made those before), and remember that mods are users, too.
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