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Say Squirrels Began To Attack Men To Eat Their Nutsacks? How Would The World Be Different?
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Have you ever seen Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds? Well, what if Squirrels Started attacking humans, especially men, to eat their nuts? How would the world be different.

Note: Women aren't safe either.
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There would be a lot less squirrels in the world.
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exactly we humans with our superior firepower and infrared tracking would wage war upon the squirrel nations until they are no more.
that is until someone on the internet finds it "offensive" that the minority of squirrels are being oppressed and that we need to respect their rights to eat whichever human anatomical part they want.
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cylordcenturion wrote:

exactly we humans with our superior firepower and infrared tracking would wage war upon the squirrel nations until they are no more.
that is until someone on the internet finds it "offensive" that the minority of squirrels are being oppressed and that we need to respect their rights to eat whichever human anatomical part they want.


Trying to make this political, huh? You nutjob.
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sorry couldn't help it only just really started finding out about the stupidity that goes on in the internet.
but in reality there would likely be a major concerted push to get squirrels eliminated or otherwise removed from civilized areas followed by environmental activists complaining about things like human impact and animal rights.
in the end there would be a depopulation of squirrels in human populated areas but the wild population would be be largely untouched in my (uninformed) opinion.
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That's nuts.

We'd just enlist our 10 year olds to save us by throwing their balls at them.


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My people have endured various nut jokes over the years.

Hypothetically though, we could totally take over. If we decide to do so, be prepared to bow to your rodent overlords.
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Well, instead of swerving to avoid them we'd be trying to run them over.
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:


cylordcenturion wrote:

exactly we humans with our superior firepower and infrared tracking would wage war upon the squirrel nations until they are no more.
that is until someone on the internet finds it "offensive" that the minority of squirrels are being oppressed and that we need to respect their rights to eat whichever human anatomical part they want.


Trying to make this political, huh? You nutjob.


Nutjob...I see what you did there.
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Thanks for the graphic head images.
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ahha
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Ah, crunchyroll- never afraid to ask the difficult questions, the important ones.
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Have you ever seen Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds? Well, what if Squirrels Started attacking humans, especially men, to eat their nuts?.


We'd know who was behind the plot!:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel_Girl

It was her, she brought the squirrels, she's evil!

(And c'mon, I thought Karen was doing the new flood of testicle jokes!)
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What do we know about these squirrels? Do they have a reason for it, beyond the nuts? Do they have any sense of compassion for human beings? Also, why would women not be safe? Would the females be so if they abandoned the men?
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I'd teach my dog to kills squirrels on sight. No squirrel would even come into our neighborhood.
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