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Would you have sex with your car?
Posted 5/22/16 , edited 5/22/16
Yes or no?


Man Who Has Had Sex With 999 Cars Will Marry VW Beetle
Loving cars is one thing, making love to cars is very different. Edward Smith is a man who is sexually attracted to cars, which is a totally normal thing that I'm sure afflicts literally dozens of people. Well, he's found the car he loves most: A VW Beetle. I hear wedding bells!
He's a "mecaphile," (a.k.a. a Dragon) which is a person who has a proclivity towards sexual encounters with machines like cars, planes, and trains. Yep, super normal.
Smith has been the most iconic vehicular whore over the last 30 years, but he's finally decided to settle down with his VW Beetle, which he "holds in his arms" and apparently arouses him enough to marry it.

We make a lot of jokes about cars being "better than sex" and saying that we're "nursing a boner," but we're kidding. If Edward Smith says it about your car, run for the hills, he's about to have sex with it.

Hey, I'm gonna go throw up now. Enjoy.


http://jalopnik.com/man-who-has-had-sex-with-999-cars-will-marry-vw-beetle-1445719610



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Is that even possible for a girl...
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Did this happen to take place in a certain south-easternly peninsula in the United States?
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-Dattebayo wrote:

Is that even possible for a girl...


The Gear stick.
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KarenAraragi wrote:


-Dattebayo wrote:

Is that even possible for a girl...


The Gear stick.


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KarenAraragi wrote:

Yes or no?


Man Who Has Had Sex With 999 Cars Will Marry VW Beetle
Loving cars is one thing, making love to cars is very different. Edward Smith is a man who is sexually attracted to cars, which is a totally normal thing that I'm sure afflicts literally dozens of people. Well, he's found the car he loves most: A VW Beetle. I hear wedding bells!
He's a "mecaphile," (a.k.a. a Dragon) which is a person who has a proclivity towards sexual encounters with machines like cars, planes, and trains. Yep, super normal.
Smith has been the most iconic vehicular whore over the last 30 years, but he's finally decided to settle down with his VW Beetle, which he "holds in his arms" and apparently arouses him enough to marry it.

We make a lot of jokes about cars being "better than sex" and saying that we're "nursing a boner," but we're kidding. If Edward Smith says it about your car, run for the hills, he's about to have sex with it.

Hey, I'm gonna go throw up now. Enjoy.


http://jalopnik.com/man-who-has-had-sex-with-999-cars-will-marry-vw-beetle-1445719610



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reminds me of the girl who married the Eiffel tower
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Still salty about that youtube video you compared me to on PM.
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Oh god, you are that pure huh? I thought you were joking about it. Some porn sites have it has a genre dedicated to it on their site.
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I certainly love my car, just not that much.
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Lol of the car was a she and look good eh why not I bang it lol lol lol
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Nope lol
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My car is imaginary, just like my girlfriend.
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