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Would you have sex with your car?
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Posted 5/22/16 , edited 5/22/16
I wonder what year the VW Beetle was? Was it age appropriate to be wed to such a man!

No. I love my car. I treat it well. Feed it a good grade of fuel. Make sure he gets his checkups, etc. And in return he has gone out of his way to drive me safely home and work. Never complaints when I unexpectedly take him on road trips. So, although, he is a good boy and deserves the best, the answer is no.
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no but did I have sex in my car? Yes
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henikmattlog wrote:
no but did I have sex in my car? Yes
How many Carlings do you have now?

SportingNightRaid wrote:
This is what Crunchyroll Forums has come to.
oh no, it will strife for more!

GallifreyGirl wrote:
On topic: Hell no. Gross. Plus, nobody tops my husband.
but like most say toys come right after or before if needed.

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LOL not with, but inside, sure.

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1stladyent wrote:
LOL not with, but inside, sure.
inside what?

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Freddy96NO wrote:


1stladyent wrote:
LOL not with, but inside, sure.
inside what?



MY CAR!
HIS CAR!
A CLEAN CAR!

Must have tints though.
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So, do you stick it in the gas tank like a gas nozzle?
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-Dattebayo wrote:

Is that even possible for a girl...


There's always double sided dildo's
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The answer to this question is an obvious no. I barely stand having sex with myself. Having sex with an inanimate object would feel even worse. Besides, a car isn't made to have sex with... That's what I hope. Now you're going to tell me I've been using it the wrong way all these years.
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1stladyent wrote:
A CLEAN CAR!
Must have tints though.
.. not clean.. atleast maybe was at some point..
Tints or rather a carpet/something while others would easier know of it now.. derp

Nalaniel wrote:
I barely stand having sex with myself.
Now you're going to tell me I've been using it the wrong way all these years.
Sex with yourself? please write down cheat code!
Yes the force was dealt with the wrong stick, please try again.



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Freddy96NO wrote:

Sex with yourself? please write down cheat code!


I just used an euphemism to talk about dirty stuff in a more polite manner.
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26 / M / Canada
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Posted 5/23/16
Only if this was an option.

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My car cheated on my with a little convertible that would drop it's top for anyone with 4 wheels that would but it a gallon of premium
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It doesn't matter.
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no.
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