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Would you have sex with your car?
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In a car is easier than on a motorcycle... but with a car - not my kink, thanks anyway.
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Posted 5/23/16

qwueri wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


qwueri wrote:

The thought doesn't get my motor running.


Guess you must be....tired.


Perhaps I just need a change in oils.


Give it a rest, you might brake your penis.
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Posted 5/23/16

PeripheralVisionary wrote:


qwueri wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


qwueri wrote:

The thought doesn't get my motor running.


Guess you must be....tired.


Perhaps I just need a change in oils.


Give it a rest, you might brake your penis.


Pretty sure I'd run out of gas first.
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Posted 5/23/16

qwueri wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


qwueri wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


qwueri wrote:

The thought doesn't get my motor running.


Guess you must be....tired.


Perhaps I just need a change in oils.


Give it a rest, you might brake your penis.


Pretty sure I'd run out of gas first.


You might be....exhausted, but sooner or later you'll....bus a nut. One time, my imoutos got onto a nissan such as myself and well...you know the story. You can't af-ford to.

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PeripheralVisionary wrote:


qwueri wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


qwueri wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


qwueri wrote:

The thought doesn't get my motor running.


Guess you must be....tired.


Perhaps I just need a change in oils.


Give it a rest, you might brake your penis.


Pretty sure I'd run out of gas first.


You might be....exhausted, but sooner or later you'll....bus a nut. One time, my imoutos got onto a nissan such as myself and well...you know the story. You can't af-ford to.



Sometimes all it takes is a shift in gears to avoid spinning your wheels. Otherwise you're left sucking fumes. What really matters is what's under the hood.
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How does one have sex with a car?
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Posted 5/23/16

qwueri wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


qwueri wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


qwueri wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


qwueri wrote:

The thought doesn't get my motor running.


Guess you must be....tired.


Perhaps I just need a change in oils.


Give it a rest, you might brake your penis.


Pretty sure I'd run out of gas first.


You might be....exhausted, but sooner or later you'll....bus a nut. One time, my imoutos got onto a nissan such as myself and well...you know the story. You can't af-ford to.



Sometimes all it takes is a shift in gears to avoid spinning your wheels. Otherwise you're left sucking fumes. What really matters is what's under the hood.

Can you stop using these car puns? They're driving me car-razy!
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Posted 5/23/16 , edited 5/23/16

yuyuuyuuuki wrote:

How does one have sex with a car?

Female, the shift knob.

Male, the tailpipe. Or I assume the guy just grinded his dirty penis on the car damaging the paint. LOL

Seems like he was actually humping the car, and cars are usually dirty. He wiped the dust off and continued on his way.
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Posted 5/23/16

PeripheralVisionary wrote:


qwueri wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


qwueri wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


qwueri wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


qwueri wrote:

The thought doesn't get my motor running.


Guess you must be....tired.


Perhaps I just need a change in oils.


Give it a rest, you might brake your penis.


Pretty sure I'd run out of gas first.


You might be....exhausted, but sooner or later you'll....bus a nut. One time, my imoutos got onto a nissan such as myself and well...you know the story. You can't af-ford to.



Sometimes all it takes is a shift in gears to avoid spinning your wheels. Otherwise you're left sucking fumes. What really matters is what's under the hood.

Can you stop using these car puns? They're driving me car-razy!


Sorry, when I get traction I just run with it.
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Posted 5/23/16
Does your new ride have a limited-slip rearend?

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Posted 5/23/16

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Does your new ride have a limited-slip rearend?



The tailgate is not worth hitching unless there's some junk in the trunk.
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Posted 5/23/16 , edited 5/23/16

qwueri wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


qwueri wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


qwueri wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


qwueri wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


qwueri wrote:

The thought doesn't get my motor running.


Guess you must be....tired.


Perhaps I just need a change in oils.


Give it a rest, you might brake your penis.


Pretty sure I'd run out of gas first.


You might be....exhausted, but sooner or later you'll....bus a nut. One time, my imoutos got onto a nissan such as myself and well...you know the story. You can't af-ford to.



Sometimes all it takes is a shift in gears to avoid spinning your wheels. Otherwise you're left sucking fumes. What really matters is what's under the hood.

Can you stop using these car puns? They're driving me car-razy!


Sorry, when I get traction I just run with it.

No need to get so pumped up about it. Sorry for putting a monkey wrench into your enjoyment. Now park you butt somewhere else. I'm the king of puns!
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Posted 5/23/16 , edited 5/23/16

qwueri wrote:


VividDreamZ wrote:

Does your new ride have a limited-slip rearend?



The tailgate is not worth hitching unless there's some junk in the trunk.


To hell with injection, I'd rather be blown.
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Posted 5/23/16 , edited 5/23/16

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

No need to get so pumped up about it. Sorry for putting a monkey wrench into your enjoyment. Now park you butt somewhere else. I'm the king of puns!


I don't mean to be a drag, I just get lost in the headlights and forget to curb my enthusiasm.


VividDreamZ wrote:

The tailgate is not worth hitching unless there's some junk in the trunk.


To hell with injection, I'd rather be blown.

Just don't forget to shift gears when approaching a hill.
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Posted 5/23/16

qwueri wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:

No need to get so pumped up about it. Sorry for putting a monkey wrench into your enjoyment. Now park you butt somewhere else. I'm the king of puns!


I don't mean to be a drag, I just get lost in the headlights and forget to curb my enthusiasm.


VividDreamZ wrote:

The tailgate is not worth hitching unless there's some junk in the trunk.


To hell with injection, I'd rather be blown.


Just don't forget to shift gears when approaching a hill.

Look, I'm already Lubed, so why don't you already Van-ish? I'm going to need to see a Car-diologist for my heart if you don't stop. You Auto know better than to mess with me. You are kia-ing me.
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