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Florida: "Why does everyone hate Florida" ... "When is Opposite Day?"
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I feel bad for Florida :c
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Wow, Georgia....why ARE your nipples so sore??
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I'm a little concerned that the top google search in Delaware is "how to get away with murder". Then I see that the top search in New Hampshire is people asking the internet to tell them who they should vote for.

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OHIO
Was Jesus white?
SOUTH CAROLINA
What is foreshadowing?
TEXAS
How does sex work? Why is my hair falling out? / Why is my tongue yellow? / Why is my tongue white? / Do girls poop? / Do zombies exist?
VERMONT: Where is my mind?
WEST VIRGINIA:
Are zombies real?
WISCONSIN
How to join ISIS?
WYOMING: What is Wyoming? Really? Was this really ask?
NORTH CAROLINA
How to open a jar? / Is Donald Trump the antichrist?
NEW MEXICO:
Where is Mars? / Why is the sky blue? / How to be emo? / Do dogs dream?
NEW JERSEY:
Who is Hillary Clinton? /
MISSISSIPPI:
Is Obama the antichrist? /
KENTUCKY:
How to make a baby?
KANSAS:
What is Syria?
INDIANA
What is natural selection? / What is satire? / Do midgets have night vision?
IDAHO:
Is Ted Cruz the Zodiak Killer?
GEORGIA
Why are my nipples so sore? How to become a stripper? / Is Africa a country?Was Jesus black? /
FLORIDA:
Where is Israel?
DELAWARE:
How to get away with murder?
CALIFORNIA:
Where does bacon come from?
ARKANSAS: Where is Syria? / Who won the Civil War?
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Wyoming: "what is Wyoming?"
I...don't know what to say to this.....
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KarenAraragi wrote:



TEXAS: How does sex work?
VERMONT: Where is my mind?
WISCONSIN: How to join ISIS?
KENTUCKY: How to make a baby?
INDIANA: Do midgets have night vision?
IDAHO: Is Ted Cruz the Zodiak Killer?
GEORGIA: Why are my nipples so sore? How to become a stripper?



Some of these concern me, and some of them made me laugh.

TEXAS: I think you might have a problem there if all the rednecks don't know how to have sex. Then again, this keeps the rednecks from propagating and making more redneck babies, so I guess that that's a plus.
KENTUCKY: In the same boat as Texas. Maybe the people from both states should get together and figure it out. Then again, that might not be a good idea....
WISCONSIN: I'm kind of worried about this one and certainly glad that I don't live there or anywhere near there. Apparently a lot of people from there want to join ISIS for some reason.
GEORGIA: Why do I think that those two go hand in hand somehow..?
IDAHO: It's Zodiac Killer, and I'm not sure on that one. He kind of looks like him....
INDIANA: This one just made me LOL. Tyrion Lannister would be amused.
VERMONT: Now, I live in Vermont, and have all my life, so I can attest to that being true. Vermont is an extremely weird and goofy state, but that's also part of it's charm. I wouldn't have it any other way here.
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How to open a jar? Nice.
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Wyoming: "what is Wyoming?"
I...don't know what to say to this.....

That one is really concerning.
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But literally.
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What is wrong with you Yanks, tell me again how did you lot become a Super Power?
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And these guys have nuclear weapons....well we are doomed.
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What is wrong with you Yanks, tell me again how did you lot become a Super Power?


I want to see Canada's one.

Nunavut: Do other people live here
Quebec: How to break off from Canada
New Foundland: Is there work besides fishing.


Edit: found it! http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/what-we-learned-about-canada-by-looking-at-your-weird-google-searches-702


NORTHWEST TERRITORIES

Most searched for: pussy, porn, fire, teen, tits, free porn, salad, party, winter, expedia


NOVA SCOTIA

Most searched for: murder, herpes, assassination, big cocks, BDSM, justin trudeau, ISIS, torture

PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND

Most searched for: weed, penis, torrents, weight loss, vagina, RCMP, shania twain, gay porn, russia, ice cream, depression, hockey, drunk, diarrhea, fitness, fun

SASKATCHEWAN

Most searched for: beastiality, dubstep, guns, nickelback, fisting, corner gas, residential schools, green poop, beavers, whiskey, ice fishing, strippers, suicide, racism, serial killer, testicles, condoms

NEWFOUNDLAND

Most searched for: cocaine, anal sex, vodka, hairy, BBW, acoustic guitar, skidoo, hunting, punk, gangbang, tattoos, literature, poetry, constipation, family guy, violence

ALBERTA

Most searched for: hot pants, fleshlight, nazis, LSD, pregnant porn, gonorrhea, pipelines, stabbing, black poop, bleeding nose, racist jokes, big butts, gaping, lube, penis enlargement, boob job, fake tits, EDM, snuff, kidnapping, meth


NEW BRUNSWICK

Most searched for: fart, crossfit, maple syrup, deepthroat, lesbian porn, amateur porn, mature porn, theft


BRITISH COLUMBIA

Most searched for: feces, MDMA, rave, gangster, heroin, hangover cure, NSA, booze, gin, knives, vegan, breast reduction, rock climbing, bitcoin, ayahuasca, dominatrix, science, meditation


ONTARIO

Most searched for: drake, justin bieber, hoser, escort service, black jokes, how to murder, ashley madison, asian jokes, stephen harper, police brutality, small cocks, CSIS, interracial, tequila, autopsy photos, liberal party, NDP, conservative party, election, philosophy, panic attack, seeking arrangement


MANITOBA

Most searched for: poison, rick mercer, overdose, twerking, falafel, gangs, skateboarding, graffiti, stan, rough sex, sniper


QUEBEC

Most searched for: poutine, limp bizkit, golden shower, hallucination, mafia, fail compilation, jogging, masturbation, deep web, prison

YUKON

Most searched for: gold, mining, fishing, math, yoga, art, flights, travel



NUNAVUT

Most searched for: nunavut

Sigh. Nunavut didn’t make the list with any of our inquiries, except for a vanity search of the territory itself. Care more about Nunavut, Canada! Just because they only joined the confederation party in 1999 doesn’t mean you need to ignore them. Here’s hoping to different results in 2015.


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29 / M / B.C, Canada
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Jan- wrote:

And these guys have nuclear weapons....well we are doomed.


What are you worried about? Finland is across the ocean from the Yanks. Canada is right next door to it.
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