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23 / M / Finland, city of...
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Posted 5/26/16

Ranwolf wrote:


Jan- wrote:

And these guys have nuclear weapons....well we are doomed.


What are you worried about? Finland is across the ocean from the Yanks. Canada is right next door to it.


Just saying once things start to go off,everyone be pushing those shiny red buttons. Doesn't matter whether you live in Canada or Finland. Nuclear winter,lots and lots of radiation and obvious blast victims...
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Looks like a lot of people in my state want to know when that new X-Files is airing.

That didn't already air, right?!

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cyberfaust wrote:

Looks like a lot of people in my state want to know when that new X-Files is airing.

That didn't already air, right?!



It is airing. Right this second.
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Ranwolf wrote:

What is wrong with you Yanks, tell me again how did you lot become a Super Power?


Per the source, "To be clear, the list below does not represent what each state Googles the most, it simply shows the searches each state Googles more frequently than the other 49 states and the District of Columbia."

It's a fancy way of saying, "We typed really stupid crap into Google trends to see which state searched for it more than the others did."

With that rigorous scientific method in mind, I could link you a lovely Vice.com article using the same methodology about top searches in Canadian provinces, but you Canadians are a little too hardcore for CR's forum rules. (Never mind, seems someone else already pasted it into the thread. )
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Posted 5/26/16

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SASKATCHEWAN

Most searched for: beastiality, dubstep, guns, nickelback, fisting, corner gas, residential schools, green poop, beavers, whiskey, ice fishing, strippers, suicide, racism, serial killer, testicles, condoms



I REALLY don't like the fact that the first thing on my home province's list is beastiality. I hope Manitoba doesn't see this, we already get enough shit from them.
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Posted 5/26/16

walker1455 wrote:


Rujikin wrote:

SASKATCHEWAN

Most searched for: beastiality, dubstep, guns, nickelback, fisting, corner gas, residential schools, green poop, beavers, whiskey, ice fishing, strippers, suicide, racism, serial killer, testicles, condoms



I REALLY don't like the fact that the first thing on my home province's list is beastiality. I hope Manitoba doesn't see this, we already get enough shit from them.

Bestiality, beavers, and fisting. You do some freaky stuff over there.
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21 / M / Florida
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Posted 5/26/16
Then you guys say that we Floridians are the weirdos. C'mon.
We just want to be understood, and be included in the party.


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Posted 5/27/16
Virginia: Why is Virginia for Lovers?....well mine seemed boring and normalish.
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Posted 5/27/16

BlackRose0607 wrote:


KarenAraragi wrote:



TEXAS: How does sex work?
VERMONT: Where is my mind?
WISCONSIN: How to join ISIS?
KENTUCKY: How to make a baby?
INDIANA: Do midgets have night vision?
IDAHO: Is Ted Cruz the Zodiak Killer?
GEORGIA: Why are my nipples so sore? How to become a stripper?



Some of these concern me, and some of them made me laugh.

TEXAS: I think you might have a problem there if all the rednecks don't know how to have sex. Then again, this keeps the rednecks from propagating and making more redneck babies, so I guess that that's a plus.
KENTUCKY: In the same boat as Texas. Maybe the people from both states should get together and figure it out. Then again, that might not be a good idea....
WISCONSIN: I'm kind of worried about this one and certainly glad that I don't live there or anywhere near there. Apparently a lot of people from there want to join ISIS for some reason.
GEORGIA: Why do I think that those two go hand in hand somehow..?
IDAHO: It's Zodiac Killer, and I'm not sure on that one. He kind of looks like him....
INDIANA: This one just made me LOL. Tyrion Lannister would be amused.
VERMONT: Now, I live in Vermont, and have all my life, so I can attest to that being true. Vermont is an extremely weird and goofy state, but that's also part of it's charm. I wouldn't have it any other way here.


On Texas. Actually the rednecks figured it out somehow. They are breeding, trust me. Stupid internet. I guess they found a wiki help page with pictures or something.

Where is the internet? - makes me sad for my State and Do Girls Poop makes me sad for all of humanity.

Arkansas - Who won the Civil War = Uhm Lol. Why am I not surprised one bit?
Idaho- "Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer?" = WTF?
South Carolina - "Where is my phone?" ... "Is Google making us stupid?" = reaffirming my lack of faith in humanity. We are doomed!
Wyoming - "What is Wyoming?" = that one takes the cake though. I don't even know where to begin.

Some of those are just really really sad like: How do I open a jar? :(

I am going to go find a dark corner somewhere and wait for a meteor to hit this doomed planet. Thanks a lot Al Gore for creating the internet and showing me what I already knew deep down but was trying so hard to ignore: that the world is full of idiots.

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Posted 5/27/16

1stladyent wrote:

Wow, Georgia....why ARE your nipples so sore??


Because I recently took a vacation there.
Posted 5/27/16

Ranwolf wrote:

What is wrong with you Yanks, tell me again how did you lot become a Super Power?


Say what you will about us. You still breed this mother fucker.
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Posted 5/27/16

Yume_Mirai wrote:

I feel bad for Florida :c


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15 / M / Poland
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Posted 5/27/16
How to open the jar Ok..
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29 / M / Atlanta, GA, USA
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Posted 5/27/16
I don't know, the Wyoming thing seems reasonable. They probably just wanted stuff to write for their school paper.
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Posted 5/27/16
Honestly, I was expecting some sort of kink search somewhere.
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