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Single people are superior to those in relationships
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Couples got magic powers man, of all the anime series you've watched, there is almost always a heroine and a relationship
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lorreen wrote:

This is absolutely true. For example, when I just demanded that I go into the kitchen and make me a sammich, dammit, I ended up with the most delicious sandwich, and did not get punched in the mouth, or have to suffer any of that sassy "make it yerself" backtalk.



Can you make me a delicious please????





Make it yerself.
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runec wrote:

We singles won't just die alone, we'll die alone sooner than everyone else. ;p


That's only because divorced corpses are counted as single. If you only take never married into account, singles outlive everyone else :P
And looking at the horrible divorce numbers, staying single is your best bet for getting very very old.
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lorreen wrote:


paul25454 wrote:


lorreen wrote:

This is absolutely true. For example, when I just demanded that I go into the kitchen and make me a sammich, dammit, I ended up with the most delicious sandwich, and did not get punched in the mouth, or have to suffer any of that sassy "make it yerself" backtalk.



Can you make me a delicious please????





Make it yerself.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Posted 5/28/16 , edited 5/28/16

lorreen wrote:

This is absolutely true. For example, when I just demanded that I go into the kitchen and make me a sammich, dammit, I ended up with the most delicious sandwich, and did not get punched in the mouth, or have to suffer any of that sassy "make it yerself" backtalk.



I'll make you sandwiches. I even practiced for Subway!
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No one said you can't have friends with benefits

But...what if your friend with benefits is yourself?

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cyberfaust wrote:


Ryulightorb wrote:



No one said you can't have friends with benefits

But...what if your friend with benefits is yourself?



More fun
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nichtmalda wrote:


runec wrote:

We singles won't just die alone, we'll die alone sooner than everyone else. ;p


That's only because divorced corpses are counted as single. If you only take never married into account, singles outlive everyone else :P
And looking at the horrible divorce numbers, staying single is your best bet for getting very very old.


To be fair if you look at the relationships of most people who get divorced it becomes very clear that it was going to happen sooner or later
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Ryulightorb wrote:

Shh You are smart enough to realise this is a troll thread




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good one ahha
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Year-end cleanup. Closing threads with no new posts since 12/31/2016.
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