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I have a friend who's very smart, and he said to me the other day "Goodman, I think you are a great guy. You are smart. You work hard. You can do great things with your life. Now have a look at Trump. You can learn a lot from Trump." So I look at Trump. I look at all of the things Trump has said. I think to myself, wow. Trump is a genius. I need to speak like Trump. I want to watch all of Trump's speeches. Because Trump is a great speaker. Trump is great at interviews. He has this tremendous energy. He speaks very well, to the people. He is doing very well with people. He is doing very well with the white people. He is doing very well with the black people. And he will be doing very well with the Latino people. Trump is doing very well in the election. Because he speak with tremendous energy. So people like Trump. Everybody likes Trump.


Wow. That was a lot harder than I thought it would be. Trying to write stuff that 4th graders wouldn't have any problems understanding while not sounding like an idiot is a lot harder than he has made it look on TV. But that was a real thing that happened. Neither me nor my friend supports Trump or anything that man has ever said. But while talking with him about various topics from racism to poverty to crime to immigration, what we slowly began to realize is that Trump is a GENIUS! Because you don't need to make sense to win elections. You don't need to have policy positions to win elections. You don't even need to say a single sentence that is either true or have meaning to win elections. The only thing you need to do to win elections is win votes! And talking as if your entire audience are 4th graders with average IQ of 80 with no capability to think for themselves is exactly how you win elections!



I am 100% serious when I say that Trump is a genius, and I am 100% serious when I say I want to speak like Trump. I think I can learn a lot from Trump. I think by watching and learning from Trump I can become more popular and be seen as being more friendly with people.
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hmmmmm
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Be your self, we have enough Trumps.
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welp, i hope we dont get another trump































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goodman528 wrote:

I have a friend who's very smart, and he said to me the other day "Goodman, I think you are a great guy. You are smart. You work hard. You can do great things with your life. Now have a look at Trump. You can learn a lot from Trump." So I look at Trump. I look at all of the things Trump has said. I think to myself, wow. Trump is a genius. I need to speak like Trump. I want to watch all of Trump's speeches. Because Trump is a great speaker. Trump is great at interviews. He has this tremendous energy. He speaks very well, to the people. He is doing very well with people. He is doing very well with the white people. He is doing very well with the black people. And he will be doing very well with the Latino people. Trump is doing very well in the election. Because he speak with tremendous energy. So people like Trump. Everybody likes Trump.


Wow. That was a lot harder than I thought it would be. Trying to write stuff that 4th graders wouldn't have any problems understanding while not sounding like an idiot is a lot harder than he has made it look on TV. But that was a real thing that happened. Neither me nor my friend supports Trump or anything that man has ever said. But while talking with him about various topics from racism to poverty to crime to immigration, what we slowly began to realize is that Trump is a GENIUS! Because you don't need to make sense to win elections. You don't need to have policy positions to win elections. You don't even need to say a single sentence that is either true or have meaning to win elections. The only thing you need to do to win elections is win votes! And talking as if your entire audience are 4th graders with average IQ of 80 with no capability to think for themselves is exactly how you win elections!



I am 100% serious when I say that Trump is a genius, and I am 100% serious when I say I want to speak like Trump. I think I can learn a lot from Trump. I think by watching and learning from Trump I can become more popular and be seen as being more friendly with people.


Win votes? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Here why.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S2G8jhhUHg
And here why too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Trump will beat Hillary in a landslide. If I had the money to bet on this, I would put all of my money on Trump being the next president. Not because I like him, and certainly not because I support him. I hate everything Trump stands for. But he will win. Save a link to this post, and when Trump wins in November. Come back and tell me how right I was.
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Trump will beat Hillary in a landslide. If I had the money to bet on this, I would put all of my money on Trump being the next president. Not because I like him, and certainly not because I support him. I hate everything Trump stands for. But he will win. Save a link to this post, and when Trump wins in November. Come back and tell me how right I was.


I am fine with him winning. I lost hope in humanity.
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KarenAraragi wrote: I lost hope in humanity.


Welcome to the club.
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Just so you know, I nearly spit out my food when I read the title of this topic.
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Who'd you rather have? A lying snake in the grass that would sell out her own country to obtain vast international power? Or an asshole that would fuck over every other country in the world so that his country is better than all the rest?

P.S. Foreigners don't get a vote they lack the necessary amount of freedom in order to vote.









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I don't think he is a great speaker. Because he stutters alot, has a beyond basic vocabulary(thats why he misplaces words and phrases), and he just overall sounds like and old angry white guy. Also being "intelligent" is very vague. Intelligence according to what? Science? Math? Maybe you are good at persuading people? Honestly I dont think anyone in the 21st century is a "good" speaker. Anyone can sound intelligent.
Edit: However, Trump has won a lot of supporters because of the way he speaks so that obviously means something.
To me a good speaker uses simple and vast vocabulary (profound diction). Also isn't ideal but knows what to say that will satisfy the majority of people.
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Now we need an Asian Trump that shall rule the world.
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I think Trump has words. He has good words. The best words. I can tell you right now, honestly, I can guarantee that he has the best words. I mean, he just has great words. Beautiful words.
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Great words.
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He is the best. Really very good. He's hired the right people, made great deals and, I don't want to say, well, and I've said this before, he might be the Messiah. I'm just saying, look, he could be the Messiah. You never know. You just never know. I've said before, this is something I've talked about... His campaign is really doing very well. Look, some people... some people don't like Trump. They are, and I mean... I've said that they are losers and they're not very good people. Not good at all. Those people, look, those people, they are rapists, many of them are rapists. And, by the way, he loves the rapists. He's done very well with the rapists. Nobody likes the rapists more than trump, and he's really doing very well with them...

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