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At the very least Trump earned his right to be president by preventing Cruz from becoming president.
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All you need to speak like Trump is a lot of bravado and the appearance of not giving a shit what others think of you.
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Archmechanite wrote: earned his right to be president by preventing Cruz from becoming president.
lol, cruz went down with his crew on their personal cruise.

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If you want to speak like Trump, speak American.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8pNh6LqFh8
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Trump 2016, make political television entertaining again
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There's plenty of smarter people to look up to...
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goodman528 wrote:

I have a friend who's very smart, and he said to me the other day "Goodman, I think you are a great guy. You are smart. You work hard. You can do great things with your life. Now have a look at Trump. You can learn a lot from Trump." So I look at Trump. I look at all of the things Trump has said. I think to myself, wow. Trump is a genius. I need to speak like Trump. I want to watch all of Trump's speeches. Because Trump is a great speaker. Trump is great at interviews. He has this tremendous energy. He speaks very well, to the people. He is doing very well with people. He is doing very well with the white people. He is doing very well with the black people. And he will be doing very well with the Latino people. Trump is doing very well in the election. Because he speak with tremendous energy. So people like Trump. Everybody likes Trump.


Okay, you got the monosyllables and repetition down--
Now, you have to get the hyperdefensive "No, really, I know what I'm talking about, real things!" emphases in there:

"He speaks very well, to the people. He is doing very well with people. Real people, good people, we're talking people who've been to college. Y'know, there's some guys, guys who've been to Columbia Business, they talk amazing--He's been doing well with them too!"


And then the "I'm not really racist, it's just a few foreigners that are evil" disclaimers:

"He is doing very well with the white people. He is doing very well with the black people. And we're not just talking about the gangsters and the rap thugs, those that're breaking into the apartments--There are, y'know, a few good black people out there, with jobs, maybe with families, y'know, not leeching off of welfare, because they're great people, too. He's fine with everybody, because he loves the people in his campaign."


(Y'know, Don, in hindsight, maybe it was NOT the greatest idea to call out the judge who wanted to open the Trump University files as "maybe a Mexican, but, y'know, it's okay, we're fine with it"?
Here's one of the things that makes us question the "Business smarts" angle. )


Ejanss, you are amazing. No, really, I mean this when I say it, you are truly amazing. I have never thought about the race angle like that before. What you just said about the black people is just amazing. I am not easily amazed, and I don't say this about just anything, and here I was amazed. Because all of the racists will look at it and think, yes, that's exactly what I think of black people, they are rap thugs leeching off of welfare, isn't Trump great for having the guts to say that on stage? And all of the black people are thinking, right, he is not talk about me, I hate those bad apples too, they are giving black people a bad name, see Trump loves black people, he said it right there, he loves everybody.

Trump won't just win the white vote like everybody knows he will win. Trump will win more Black and Latino votes than Romney, McCain and Bush. Trump will win everywhere, it will be a 40+ state sweep, and it will be the largest swing from democrat to republican since Reagan, and Trump might even win in California. I don't know why the news commentators are talking about what will happen to the republican party after Trump, because what they should be talking about is what will be left of the democrats after this election.
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endallchaos wrote:
There's plenty of smarter people to look up to... :P
Donald Duck?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ShwTIhGyw
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People like Trump and Palin are not dumb. They are smart in the sense that they know who their target audience are and know how to say things that will resonate with them. They know how to manipulate the retards, which is a very good skill to have in politics and in life.
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goodman528 wrote:



Trump will beat Hillary in a landslide. If I had the money to bet on this, I would put all of my money on Trump being the next president. Not because I like him, and certainly not because I support him. I hate everything Trump stands for. But he will win. Save a link to this post, and when Trump wins in November. Come back and tell me how right I was.


That's some confidence as the bookmakers have Trump at a 2/1 (33% chance) at best based on all current knowledge. That'd be a nice return.

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I think that trump is a way for racist for show their true despicable selves that they always have been while saying

"hey there's another guy like me and he's great too!"
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*puts on Trump simulator helmet*

Thus saith The Donald:


You wanna be like me, Goodman? Great - you know, I'm happy for you. You sound like a good guy. 'Cause it's NOT easy to admit you admire someone you disagree with, and believe me I know. I say Putin's done his country good and the liberal media jumps all over me, but they know I'm right. You gotta be true to yourself and say what you think, 'cause otherwise you're just gonna get used.

Listen, I don't say this to a lot of people, but I think I like you, Goodman, so I'll tell you my secret: I don't give a shit about anyone but myself. And everyone's like that - they just don't know it. Crooked Hillary and Lyin' Ted talk like they care, but they're just trying to pull one over on you. You know how much money it takes to get Hillary to change her mind on something? I do, and I have that much money - and a lot more. That's what makes me different from them - no one can buy me. If I want something I can get it myself. I don't talk in some politically correct code or hide my agenda in private servers like someone we know. I want to be president, and what I plan to do as president will be good for all of you. Because I want what America wants. And Americans aren't dumb: they know what they want. How many candidates are ACTUALLY saying what the people want, and not what the Washington snobs want? Just me, no one else. And it's clear as day. That's why you can trust me: I will do 100 percent of what I say, and no other candidate can say that.

You see what I did there? I flattered you, acted like I like you, and told you you were special. I leveled with you - let you in on a "secret". Said I was on your side. Everyone wants that - especially poor people like you. Even explaining this to you I'm still playing you. See, I understand people, because I talk to so many - because everyone wants my money. Even the geniuses need money, and none of them makes money like I do. Eventually you learn what really moves people. And the truth is, you can't be like me, because you DON'T have a lot of money. But I can help you with that. I have this university...


Don't talk like Trump. Don't play people.
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FlyinDumpling wrote:
I think that trump is a way for racists to show their true despicable selves that they always have been while saying
Yeah or aka the cult following, while some of them are just there to gamble and think it would be nice.
While the protesters and the cult like followers do active a lot of fights some more on some of the protesters that isn't really protesting..

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Don't talk like Trump. Don't play people.
well business is allways Las Vegas, gotta play hard and with everyone
to make it rolling in, also would love that 10m so maybe I should be a bit more like trump to get a small loan.

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auroraloose wrote:Don't talk like Trump. Don't play people.


Goodman? Take it from the experts: Irony is hard. Leave it to the trained professionals.
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