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Snake bites Thai man on penis while he's sitting on the toilet
Posted 5/28/16 , edited 5/28/16

A Thai man is recovering in hospital after an encounter with a 3-meter python that made its way through the plumbing of his home and latched onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet.

Attaporn Boonmakchuay said the snake was "yanking very hard" as he tried to remove it, according to the Bangkok Post. "I felt as though my penis had been severed," he added.

Mr Boonmakchuay lost a lot of blood during the ordeal, but doctors said he would recover - and the 38-year-old was pictured smiling as Thai television stations interviewed him in his hospital bed.
Photos of his blood-splattered bathroom in Chachoengsao province, east of Bangkok, were testimony to his ordeal.

Mr Boonmakchuay told Thai TV Channel 7 that he struggled to remove the snake for 30 minutes Wednesday before he managed to free himself with help from his wife and a neighbor. After his wife tied a rope around the snake, he managed to pry open its jaws before passing out.

Attaporn Boonmakchuay lays in a hospital bed following a snake attack at his home in Chachoengsao
Emergency workers dismantled the Asian-style squat toilet, with the python still twined through it. The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild, according to an emergency responder cited by the newspaper Thai Rath.

Doctors said Mr Boonmakchuay, bloodied but unbowed, will recover.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/snake-bites-thai-man-on-penis-while-hes-sitting-on-the-toilet-a7051296.html Here the video showing the blood and bathroom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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The title is my WHAT THE FUCK moment.
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Ok. Cool.
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Things like this remind me that my luck ISN'T the worst in the world.
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We're no strangers to that url. You're on quite a roll today aren't you?
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That video tho
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...ow.
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We're no strangers to that url. You're on quite a roll today aren't you?


I manage to get somebody twice today and another one too.

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That was a big snake! How could he have not seen it before sitting down?
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This made me want to draw a comic strip, but I can't. I don't know how to pixelate a stick-figure penis with a snake attached.
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macht_gut wrote:

That was a big snake! How could he have not seen it before sitting down?


When you go to the toilet do you think about it or just do it?
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I look first.
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macht_gut wrote:

I look first.



It's not all that hard to overlook snakes in squat toilets. All the snake has to do is have it's body deep enough into the pipe to allow it to hide it's head in the shadow.
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macht_gut wrote:

I look first.



It's not all that hard to overlook snakes in squat toilets. All the snake has to do is have it's body deep enough into the pipe to allow it to hide it's head in the shadow.


I suppose that's true. But I would still look.
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