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Snake bites Thai man on penis while he's sitting on the toilet
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Great, now he's going to have ereptile dysfunction.
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So this is considered beastillity?
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macht_gut wrote:

I look first.


That nasty and you are one the few people who do that. I never seem people look into the toilet. They just do it.
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That isn't cool snake, you never bite a mans penis. That should be an unspoken rule towards every living thing in the world.
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KarenAraragi wrote:
I never seem people look into the toilet. They just do it.
but how will you know if you hit or get it into the right hole?
thats nasty.

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Scary trouser snakes! Snakes are not my fondest creature.

Really brings up a good question. Do you wear boots and put the pant legs outside the boot to prevent mud falling inside and getting the bottoms of the pants dirty, and possible snakes crawling up them, or tuck the pant legs inside the boots and getting dirt inside. I suppose if the mud is a foot deep, the pants go inside, but if there is a lots of splatter like with slushy snow the pants are outside to prevent icy water making feet wet. Dry ground then pants outside the boots. I suppose with snakes then you tie ropes over the cuffs of the pants that are outside the boots to prevent openings?
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KarenAraragi wrote:


macht_gut wrote:

I look first.


That nasty and you are one the few people who do that. I never seem people look into the toilet. They just do it.


I rather not get my ass bitten unless I want to .
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Freddy96NO wrote:


KarenAraragi wrote:
I never seem people look into the toilet. They just do it.
but how will you know if you hit or get it into the right hole?
thats nasty.



Posted 5/29/16

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Great, now he's going to have ereptile dysfunction.


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Gotta clog? Don't reach for this plumber's snake. I suppose
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That is the face of a man who has salvaged his manhood and lives to tell the tale.
Posted 5/29/16

KarenAraragi wrote:


macht_gut wrote:

That was a big snake! How could he have not seen it before sitting down?


When you go to the toilet do you think about it or just do it?


It's better to be safe than sorry.

I remember back when I was in like first grade we took a field trip to a farm. We eventually had a restroom break and the only bathroom was a porta potty. So I was first in line, went in and to my surprise there was a snake sitting on the toilet. I turned back and tried to explain to my teacher some how. So moral of the story always check to see if there is a snake in the toilet or sitting on the toilet.
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Ctonhunter wrote:


KarenAraragi wrote:


macht_gut wrote:

That was a big snake! How could he have not seen it before sitting down?


When you go to the toilet do you think about it or just do it?


It's better to be safe than sorry.

I remember back when I was in like first grade we took a field trip to a farm. We eventually had a restroom break and the only bathroom was a porta potty. So I was first in line, went in and to my surprise there was a snake sitting on the toilet. I turned back and tried to explain to my teacher some how. So moral of the story always check to see if there is a snake in the toilet or sitting on the toilet.


Moral of the story My ass. More like I need to avoid where you guys live. Excuse me but you people live in the amazon or something?
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Ok...Very interesting
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