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If you had a nuclear weapon, a stick a chewing gum, and a cat, and you must use these to save the world or lose all you
Posted 5/31/16
If you had a nuclear weapon, a stick of chewing gum, and a cat, and you must use these to save the world, or lose everything you hold dear, how would you do it?

Time to Sharpen your creative writing skills, McGuyver!


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Posted 6/1/16
I wouldn't do anything. The world is not really in any kind of danger at the moment, so what is there to save it from?
Posted 6/1/16

jordancharacter wrote:

I wouldn't do anything. The world is not really in any kind of danger at the moment, so what is there to save it from?


It's a writing exercise. Put them together in a creative way, etc.
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Train cat to be able to use nuclear device. Chew gum until it becomes extreme heat resistant(somehow). Blow gum into bubble and insert both cat and nuclear device inside. Send them to the core of the planet and cause cat to detonate device when reached the center.

Sorry i only know how to destroy the world in a creative way.
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Posted 6/1/16

Yume_Mirai wrote:
It's a writing exercise. Put them together in a creative way, etc.


You need to specify some sort of threat. Otherwise its not much of an exercise. Since you can write a problem that fits your solution instead of a solution that fits the problem.

A supervillain is threatening to destroy the world unless he gets a cat, a stick of chewing gum and a nuclear weapon. So I gave them to him.

Boom, done, world saved. See the problem? You've given the tools but not the dilemma that needs to be solved with them. It doesn't make for a very interesting exercise or story.
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Posted 6/1/16 , edited 6/1/16

jordancharacter wrote:

I wouldn't do anything. The world is not really in any kind of danger at the moment, so what is there to save it from?


Shit mate you haven't been paying attention to current events have you? The world is in more danger then it has ever been since Hitler and the Third Reich walked the earth.Or did you forget the fact the terrorists are willing to use whatever method is necessary to win?
Posted 6/1/16 , edited 6/1/16
I'm going to say the obvious answer and use the chewing gum to stick the cat onto the front end of the nuclear weapon to cushion the impact when it hits the ground.
Of course it would have to be on the back of the cat so it lands on it's feet.
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Posted 6/1/16

Sir_jamesalot wrote:

I'm going to say the obvious answer and use the chewing gum to stick the cat onto the front end of the nuclear weapon to cushion the impact when it hits the ground.
Of course it would have to be on the back of the cat so it lands on it's feet.


Brilliant.
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Posted 6/1/16
Stick the chewing gum up the cat's ass

Defuse the nuclear weapon.

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Cute Cats and their Youtube videos have taken over the world and the only way to stop them is to kill the leader but you can't get within a hundred km due to the leader being bunkered down.

My cat will disguise the nuke as grumpy cat and utilise the chewing gum to attach said grumpy cat to its back. It will meander through the streets of cat-town as it is with its own kind and Grumpy Cat is a Cute cat sensation and will garner green catnips all the way to the leader. Since Grumpy Cat is miserable, the fact that it doesn't move or make a sound and just stares is nothing unusual so goes through the streets ignored.

Once it is at the given location, the nuke is set to detonate by having grumpy cat sit and stare at the leader (not unusual) whilst my cat makes its get-away.

The leader is taken care of and this is replaced by cute dogs which doesn't work so the cute phenomenon slowly fades from memory only to be replaced by other fads that need to be taken care of.......
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Posted 6/1/16 , edited 6/1/16

Ranwolf wrote:
The world is in more danger then it has ever been since Hitler and the Third Reich walked the earth.Or did you forget the fact the terrorists are willing to use whatever method is necessary to win?


Uh. The world is currently safer than at any other point in modern history. Terrorism makes a lot of noise but its statistically negligible. Syphilis kills twice as many people per year compared to terrorism. ISIS can't even compete with crotch rot.

On the bright side, I see your bunker has wifi.
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Posted 6/1/16
I would threaten whoever is endangering the world with the nuclear weapon, have the cat on my lap and stroke it(the cat you perv) and chew gum to show I'm serious
Posted 6/1/16
I'll shove the cat and chewing gum into the nuclear device. I'll whack the device with the stick until it detonates.
This will create a big pink catfaced cloud that will be so adorable all the people of Earth will be peaceful forever.
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Posted 6/1/16
The nuclear weapon is the most horrific device ever created by man, so I'd do nothing.
Posted 6/1/16
HEY that's MY Trump picture!!!!!!!!
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