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For the visual comfort of everyone else, there is nothing I would ride nude. Except my wife, of course..... unless you consider socks as being "clothed".... always forget to take those suckers off.

Posted 6/2/16
PV is a "man" again. lol

No, I wouldn't. Horse fur would be pretty irritating when bareback, saddle sores down there would be less than pleasant, and UTI infections from saddle and fur contact is less than ideal. Not to mention, it would render saddles even more unhygienic. As for dolphins; infections, and a lack of clothing would make it even more difficult to hold on.
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C-Tundra wrote:

That's like asking if I would like to be instantly more handsome and appealing



You'd probably look like this though.




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PeripheralVisionary wrote:

I've seen many covers of romance novels depicting a nude man riding atop a horse.




*I bet some of you ladies wish you were that horse.



Would you do it? I wouldn't because I have a strict rule with my testicles touching a non human animal. Plus, horses are ginormous. Huge. Takes quite a bit to saddle one.



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Would you be with me?


Of course! You can ride me naked anytime!
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Don't say that...
I might take up your offer
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...Ok maybe youre right but lets away from horses for a second and move on to dolphins, bitches love mermaids. Women want to be them and men want to get pulled in by their singing and eaten by them. Riding a dolphin..that's a common pass time for a merman/mermaid right? Boom Instant appeal

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The horse and the dolphin would feel violated either way.

Soooooo I'm not taking my chances.
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I don't really fancy horse hair up my butt crack.
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:

I've seen many covers of romance novels depicting a nude man riding atop a horse.


*I bet some of you ladies wish you were that horse.



Would you do it? I wouldn't because I have a strict rule with my testicles touching a non human animal. Plus, horses are ginormous. Huge. Takes quite a bit to saddle one.



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Am I the only one concerned by that?
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:

I've seen many covers of romance novels depicting a nude man riding atop a horse.




*I bet some of you ladies wish you were that horse.



Would you do it? I wouldn't because I have a strict rule with my testicles touching a non human animal. Plus, horses are ginormous. Huge. Takes quite a bit to saddle one.



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I would not ride a horse naked lol. If anyone's ever rode one without the saddle for a period of time, I'm sure they can attest to the aching that ensues between the thigh and calf areas afterward.

Plus for the guys, I'm sure that would be one hell of a painful ride, what with the jewels constantly knocking wildly between the rider and the horse.

And that picture, Mr. Fabio there looks more like a centaur lol.

BUT, I've swam in the ocean nude before, and there happened to be dolphins nearby, though I made no contact with them...if that counts for anything.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Godiva

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I think if I rode a horse with clothes on, the horse would get too hot.
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I have no need to ride primitive beasts.. I thwip my way around
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Happens every year at Mardi Gras. Google Lady Godiva Riding Club New Orleans.
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No because I don't fancy being taken in for public indecency and what's the end game, unless there's 1 million pounds awaiting me I'd rather just remain clothed, sat at my PC drinking a cuppa tea (hurray for promoting British stereotypes)
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Since a lot of us don't ride horses a better question might be "Would you drive a car naked"
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