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I believe Tom Selleck's mustache needs its own museum. It is beautiful and glorious and manly. Let us all grow mustaches, even women. Because we all need a little awesome in our life.

Also, I hear if you eat Tom Selleck's mustache you gain his wealth and power.



Posted 6/2/16
The same mustache my father has worn my entire life. My dad looks a little bit like Tom Selleck. The difference is my dad's hair has been white my whole life.
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Be wary of his mustache... it once flew off of his face and began reproducing at an alarming rate, terrorizing NYC.

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thekevin4 wrote:

Be wary of his mustache... it once flew off of his face and began reproducing at an alarming rate, terrorizing NYC.



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The Selleck- the mustache that says "I drink bourbon in my bathrobe on the beach, and I'll do that thing you like in bed."
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Is Tom Selleck's mustache even allowed to be on CR? I don't think CR is worthy enough to have a picture of Tom Selleck's glorious mustache.
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Some say Chuck Norris' jealous of this mustache could power the world for a millennium.
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The Selleck- the mustache that says "I drink bourbon in my bathrobe on the beach, and I'll do that thing *I* like in bed."


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I LOVE IT

Richard's mustache is famous come on

He even has a comb called "the mustache comb"
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Selleck gives and receives equally. The two sides of the mustache represent perfect harmony between the desires of a hairy-chested half-god and the dangerous beauty with smoldering eyes who loves him.
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I'm growing one right now lol tom selleck rocks lol
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Senjougahara_Hitagi wrote:

I believe Tom Selleck's mustache needs its own museum. It is beautiful and glorious and manly. Let us all grow mustaches, even women. Because we all need a little awesome in our life.

Also, I hear if you eat Tom Selleck's mustache you gain his wealth and power.





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It's a living entity separate from Tom. He and his mustache have a symbiotic relationship.
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It's a living entity separate from Tom. He and his mustache have a symbiotic relationship.


Every night Tom Selleck's home is overrun by demonic forces and creatures of the night, each of them after one thing: His power source, the mustache. The mustache watched Magnum P.I. as a baby Mustache, and decided to latch onto Tom Selleck. Each night the mustache protects Tom from the demonic plague on his house. When the morning sun exorcises the demons and vampires, Tom emerges and proceeds to film the next episode of Blue Bloods. Then he returns home, grabs the holy water, a bible, and a cross of silver where he plans his next night of survival. When Tom Selleck and Mustache Selleck fall, the world will dive deep into chaos for The Fire Nation will attack. Then, we must forge a new mustache out of Palladium, Mithril, and Cobalt in the underground Vatican blacksmith foundry. Save us Selleck-wan-Kenobi, you are our only hope.
Posted 6/2/16

Senjougahara_Hitagi wrote:


KnightofDisrodre wrote:

It's a living entity separate from Tom. He and his mustache have a symbiotic relationship.


Every night Tom Selleck's home is overrun by demonic forces and creatures of the night, each of them after one thing: His power source, the mustache. The mustache watched Magnum P.I. as a baby Mustache, and decided to latch onto Tom Selleck. Each night the mustache protects Tom from the demonic plague on his house. When the morning sun exorcises the demons and vampires, Tom emerges and proceeds to film the next episode of Blue Bloods. Then he returns home, grabs the holy water, a bible, and a cross of silver where he plans his next night of survival. When Tom Selleck and Mustache Selleck fall, the world will dive deep into chaos for The Fire Nation will attack. Then, we must forge a new mustache out of Palladium, Mithril, and Cobalt in the underground Vatican blacksmith foundry. Save us Selleck-wan-Kenobi, you are our only hope.


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