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Posted 6/3/16 , edited 6/3/16
Hi, it's breeding season for us PeripheralVisionaries, and I desperately need some loving. So I thought "Why not go to Crunchyroll to win the hearts of the many cute females who peruse CR every day?!"


So...here goes.

Things you need to know

-I like being called onii chan.

-I will occasionally lay eggs in your butt.

-I have create a possessed sex doll that might try to murder you, so you need to watch your back 24/7.

-Just because it's your time of the month, doesn't mean it isn't MY time of the month. Use protection

-A condom won't cut it. A full body suit is needed to prevent impregnation

-I'm in love with several other forumers, but I won't sexually cavort with them. If anything, we'll just have unrequited love for each other.

-Every full moon PeripheralVisionaries are known to viciously adopt you as an imouto and have you do imouto-ish things. It is advise you keep a shotgun with silver slugs handy.

-I currently live with my harem of cute and adorable imoutos, and am currently employed as head of the world's largest imouto farm.

-The healthcare insurance of PeripheralVisionary is a mixed of McAfee and McDonalds

-If you are smart, I will love you unconditionally.

-I'm a super masochist. Whipping me is mandatory.

-It is my birthday everyday, so celebrate in STYLE!

-Don't search up my search history. Imoutos have gone crazy that way.

-I bite other dogs.

-I bite other cats

-I cannot cook, and will only eat roasted bear. You must hunt the bear itself.

-If we are stranded on a deserted island together and only one of us can survive, you may kill me by battering me to death using an imouto as a blunt instrument of murder.

-It is advised you clean me before you eat me.

-I have baggage. I've done some things I'm not proud of and the things I AM PROUD OF are disgusting.

-I'll die without internet. Pay the bills.


I look forward to all the replies. :D

Please, I need a girlfriend. PLEASE, I'M DESPERATE!
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Posted 6/3/16

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

-I currently live with my harem of cute and adorable imoutos, and am currently employed as head of the world's largest imouto farm.


That cannot be true. If that was the case, you wouldn't search for imoutos on Crunchyroll. It is obvious that you're desperate.
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lol
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Posted 6/3/16

Nalaniel wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:

-I currently live with my harem of cute and adorable imoutos, and am currently employed as head of the world's largest imouto farm.


That cannot be true. If that was the case, you wouldn't search for imoutos on Crunchyroll. It is obvious that you're desperate.


Okay, it is false. I desperately am lonely though.
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Posted 6/3/16

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Please, I need a girlfriend. PLEASE, I'M DESPERATE!


QUENCH THAT THIRST PV!!

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Posted 6/3/16

PeripheralVisionary wrote:


Nalaniel wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:

-I currently live with my harem of cute and adorable imoutos, and am currently employed as head of the world's largest imouto farm.


That cannot be true. If that was the case, you wouldn't search for imoutos on Crunchyroll. It is obvious that you're desperate.


Okay, it is false. I desperately am lonely though.


There is a reason why we use the euphemism "little friend". He's supposed to keep you company.
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Posted 6/3/16 , edited 6/22/16
This is the greatest thread ever.
Posted 6/3/16

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

-I have baggage. I've done some things I'm not proud of and the things I AM PROUD OF are disgusting.


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Posted 6/3/16 , edited 6/3/16
Do you settle for ambiguous looking traps?
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Posted 6/3/16

EatsRainbows wrote:

Do you settle for ambiguous looking traps? B)


Post a photo.
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Posted 6/3/16

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Post a photo.


Would you like it if they looked like this?

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Do you have anything against an older onee-san? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Although tbh I look like I'm 16 so I could adapt to the imouto role.
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YayForKittens wrote:

Do you have anything against an older onee-san? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Although tbh I look like I'm 16 so I could adapt to the imouto role.


I always wanted to befriend you but I was too shy.
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This is best text i have read in my entire life.

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Posted 6/3/16

PeripheralVisionary wrote:


YayForKittens wrote:

Do you have anything against an older onee-san? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Although tbh I look like I'm 16 so I could adapt to the imouto role.


I always wanted to befriend you but I was too shy.



Nooo don't be shy! I would be honored to be friends!
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