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Posted 6/3/16

YayForKittens wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


YayForKittens wrote:

Do you have anything against an older onee-san? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Although tbh I look like I'm 16 so I could adapt to the imouto role.


I always wanted to befriend you but I was too shy.



Nooo don't be shy! I would be honored to be friends!


No he is my friend . I will battle you for him!
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Posted 6/3/16

shugotenshi-atm wrote:


YayForKittens wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


YayForKittens wrote:

Do you have anything against an older onee-san? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Although tbh I look like I'm 16 so I could adapt to the imouto role.


I always wanted to befriend you but I was too shy.



Nooo don't be shy! I would be honored to be friends!


No he is my friend . I will battle you for him!


But .. why can't we just all be friends?
Posted 6/3/16

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Hi, it's breeding season for us PeripheralVisionaries, and I desperately need some loving. So I thought "Why not go to Crunchyroll to win the hearts of the many cute females who peruse CR every day?!"


So...here goes.

Things you need to know

-I like being called onii chan.

-I will occasionally lay eggs in your butt.

-I have create a possessed sex doll that might try to murder you, so you need to watch your back 24/7.

-Just because it's your time of the month, doesn't mean it isn't MY time of the month. Use protection

-A condom won't cut it. A full body suit is needed to prevent impregnation

-I'm in love with several other forumers, but I won't sexually cavort with them. If anything, we'll just have unrequited love for each other.

-Every full moon PeripheralVisionaries are known to viciously adopt you as an imouto and have you do imouto-ish things. It is advise you keep a shotgun with silver slugs handy.

-I currently live with my harem of cute and adorable imoutos, and am currently employed as head of the world's largest imouto farm.

-The healthcare insurance of PeripheralVisionary is a mixed of McAfee and McDonalds

-If you are smart, I will love you unconditionally.

-I'm a super masochist. Whipping me is mandatory.

-It is my birthday everyday, so celebrate in STYLE!

-Don't search up my search history. Imoutos have gone crazy that way.

-I bite other dogs.

-I bite other cats

-I cannot cook, and will only eat roasted bear. You must hunt the bear itself.

-If we are stranded on a deserted island together and only one of us can survive, you may kill me by battering me to death using an imouto as a blunt instrument of murder.

-It is advised you clean me before you eat me.

-I have baggage. I've done some things I'm not proud of and the things I AM PROUD OF are disgusting.

-I'll die without internet. Pay the bills.


I look forward to all the replies. :D

Please, I need a girlfriend. PLEASE, I'M DESPERATE!

"pay the bills" omfg I died when I read that XD

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PV got this now..

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Haha, I thought this was a serious thread at first
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Posted 6/3/16

YayForKittens wrote:


shugotenshi-atm wrote:


YayForKittens wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


YayForKittens wrote:

Do you have anything against an older onee-san? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Although tbh I look like I'm 16 so I could adapt to the imouto role.


I always wanted to befriend you but I was too shy.



Nooo don't be shy! I would be honored to be friends!


No he is my friend . I will battle you for him!


But .. why can't we just all be friends?

HEMAN IS THE ONLY IMOUTO PV NEEDS
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Ashley_Zoldyck wrote:

Haha, I thought this was a serious thread at first


This is a serious thread. Partly.
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:
This is a serious thread. Partly.


Really? I lost it when I read :


PeripheralVisionary wrote:



-I will occasionally lay eggs in your butt.



Posted 6/3/16
pick me
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Posted 6/3/16
I shall wish you the best of luck in your girlfriend/imouto hunting endeavors.
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Posted 6/4/16
Thanks.

I am still searching.
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Good luck little bro.
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