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Posted 6/6/16
It was one helluva wedding party and there was an open bar
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27 / F / England
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Phersu wrote:


DazaiShinju wrote:

The woman in the red gown dropped her fish & chips off the pier, and went to retrieve them. Running barefoot across the shingle, breathless as the cold winter air filled her lungs, she caught sight of a small newspaper package by the shore. Knowing it contained the half eaten Cod, she stumbled clumsily towards the package as it bobbed on the icy grey English water. She scooped the parcel up tenderly, drawing the fish & chips close to her chest and taking a sharp intake of breath. A single, hot tear fell to her cheek as vowed never to leave them again in a voice that shook with emotion.
FIN.


Every American knows fish and chips are what give the English their powers (as well as their accent). To an Englander, losing fish and chips means sacrificing their powers.


Take my soul, my dignity... but never take my fish and chips.
Posted 6/7/16
Don't know, but I suppose like anyone else I would watch her closely in case she were to do something stupid, so that I could prevent her from doing said stupid thing.
Posted 6/7/16 , edited 6/9/16
There is nothing left for her on the land behind her. The only choice is forward.
Posted 6/7/16
Dramatic wardrobe to commit suicide, maybe she felt like wearing red in the process?
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creepy
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A woman with a red gown walks into the ocean;

Upon seeing a swimmer stunned by a jellyfish,
she goes to rescue the paralyzed swimmer
after coming from a eventful, evening party
stunning like Nightingale, she then, wisp away, on a surfboard

jelly'fish on toast
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Nice to see this thread again.
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She just couldn't bring herself to mix it with the whites.
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she was just like "Fuck It"
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Razzalax wrote:

she was just like "Fuck It"


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qualeshia3 wrote:


Razzalax wrote:

she was just like "Fuck It"




Probably true xD
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She was lured by Dazai to commit 心中 (Shinjū/Double suicide).
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SylveonLuna wrote:

There once was a woman wearing a red gown. She was so ugly that she walked into the ocean.

The end.

I hope someone gets my reference or else it'll just sound silly.

That didn't help at all!
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XxDarkSasuxX wrote:


SylveonLuna wrote:

There once was a woman wearing a red gown. She was so ugly that she walked into the ocean.

The end.

I hope someone gets my reference or else it'll just sound silly.

That didn't help at all!


How long? How long have I been ugly?
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