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Post Reply A woman wearing a red gown walks into the ocean
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She lives near the ocean and she is sleep walking.
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She's just trying to walk to Europe. Airfare can be expensive.
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Dubnoman wrote:

She's just trying to walk to Europe. Airfare can be expensive.


That would have taken years.
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She was a soviet spy returning to the submarine just off shore.
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qualeshia3 wrote:

Let me know if a thread like this one exist or not.
Thanks a bunches.

Here's a situation:

A woman wearing a red gown decides to walk into the ocean. Why is that? What is her reason for doing this? What made her decide to do it? Make up something.



Actually it is quite the story.

The dress was actually a family heirloom passed down through the generations. However one day as she was twirling in her dress, she noticed that it was torn. But it was not just a simple tear. It was torn in way that required the assistance of an expert tailor to fix. When she asked who the best tailor is, everyone recommended that she take it to Mr. Doyle Oliver Shawn who was known as an expert among experts. But she had never heard of him and had no idea where to go. So as she walked on aimlessly, she happened upon a Jamaican fellow nearby. She asked him, "Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find D. O. Shawn?" He said "Yah mahn, de ocean is right dat away," as he pointed toward the crashing waves. So she, on a mission to restore her precious red gown, walks into the raging sea.....and but waves a hand as she passes on....

What a tragedy. All because of an innocent miscommunication
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her gown is red cuz period blood all over n she goin to wash it off
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She probably has an iPhone and was trying to follow Siri's shitty directions. Too busy looking at her phone to notice she wasn't actually at Sea World.
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