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You're at the gates of Heaven, and God asks you, "Why should I let you in?" What do you reply?
Posted 6/6/16
What would YOU say?

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Posted 6/6/16 , edited 6/6/16
You are not real. I just go and create my own dimension.

In the beginning there was darkness.
Then Jophar said "Let there be Anime!"
And the world was filled with light.

Then Jophar created the Archangel PV.
PV then gave the world 20 commandments.

Posted 6/6/16 , edited 6/6/16
If I'm at the gates and there is a god to speak to then religion must be real and my response will be. "Because you could have made me anyway you wanted and chose me as I am."
But it's more reasonable to assume there is no god and there are no pearly gates.
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Posted 6/6/16
Jesus.
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Posted 6/6/16
"Look mate. Let's save ourselves a lot of bother here. I know I spent my entire life discrediting you etc, but let's face it - the last thing anyone needs is me and the devil hanging out, so you'd probably best let me in"
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Posted 6/6/16
Can i talk with satan? he seems cooler
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Posted 6/6/16

Ryulightorb wrote:

Can i talk with satan? he seems cooler


Found this picture on tha web.
Maybe he is a nice guy?

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Posted 6/6/16
All praise the new pope Rena!

Posted 6/6/16
Is this not where I belong? If this is not the case than send me to Hell right away for there is no room for one such as I in Heaven by your judgment which is good and fair. If Hell is where you want me then to Hell I shall go.
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Posted 6/6/16
Say this: "You know what, let's face it, Satan already said, he doesn't need me and I can't go in anyway, let's just cut this chit-chat and let me back to Earth for another 100 years."
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Posted 6/6/16
Let's face it. I'm a nice guy, who does nice things and only sometimes praise the deamon overlords. However if I were to meet with God I'm sure we could work it out. God is suposed to love humanity, right.
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Posted 6/6/16

mdmrn wrote:

Jesus.


Buddha.
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Posted 6/6/16

BoobiesSprinkle wrote:


mdmrn wrote:

Jesus.


Buddha.


Mithras.
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Don't say anything. Just accept what God decrees. In the face of eternity, perfection and all that is good, what more is there to do besides fall down and worship?
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Posted 6/6/16
smack dat booty and he'll let me in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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