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You're at the gates of Heaven, and God asks you, "Why should I let you in?" What do you reply?
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Posted 6/6/16
I don't know.
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Big_Sasquatch wrote:

smack dat booty and he'll let me in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Dats how its done!
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mdmrn wrote:

Jesus.


Buddha.


Mithras.


Zeus.
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Ryulightorb wrote:

Can i talk with satan? he seems cooler


Found this picture on tha web.
Maybe he is a nice guy?



Lame! The Bible's not about Satan so it doesn't have his kills mentioned.
I won't debate this further, but I will say this: God doesn't and doesn't have to answer to us for any killing He does.
Posted 6/7/16
Take me back to the psych ward.
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Iconodule wrote:

Don't say anything. Just accept what God decrees. In the face of eternity, perfection and all that is good, what more is there to do besides fall down and worship?


This I can't do nothing and I'll certainly be speechless staring into perfection, eternity, righteousness, and almightiness at the same time and I would be weak and joyed at the same time.
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LaughedAtByTheGods wrote:

Take me back to the psych ward.


Can i join you please? I think i need it.
Please
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Dude, I'm an atheist, how did I not just get sent directly to Hell?
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Aren't you supposed to tell me that? I can't remember all the good stuff I've done in life, but you're an omnipotent and omniscient being, aren't you?
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cause i've been kind to those around me
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I'm the king of rock, there is none higher
Sucker MC's should call me sire
To burn my kingdom, you must use fire
I won't stop rockin' till I retire

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Jophar_Vorin wrote:


LaughedAtByTheGods wrote:

Take me back to the psych ward.


Can i join you please? I think i need it.
Please


Of course you can, there's room here for all of us who hear voices in our head or hallucinate.
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Posted 6/7/16

LaughedAtByTheGods wrote:


Jophar_Vorin wrote:


LaughedAtByTheGods wrote:

Take me back to the psych ward.


Can i join you please? I think i need it.
Please


Of course you can, there's room here for all of us who hear voices in our head or hallucinate.


They have Quetiapine and Sertraline? + some Paroxetine?
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