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You're at the gates of Heaven, and God asks you, "Why should I let you in?" What do you reply?
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I'll give you the best BJ you've ever had if you let me in.
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Posted 6/8/16 , edited 6/8/16

walker1455 wrote:

Unless you're dealing with the Old Testament version of God. In which case he's probably going to take the whole thing REALLY personally and smite your homeland.


"For you the day Lord God graced your homeland was the most important day of your life. But for Him it was Tuesday."

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Posted 6/9/16 , edited 6/9/16

BlueOni wrote:


walker1455 wrote:

Unless you're dealing with the Old Testament version of God. In which case he's probably going to take the whole thing REALLY personally and smite your homeland.


"For you the day Lord God graced your homeland was the most important day of your life. But for Him it was Tuesday."



https://goo.gl/SqWVX9 Oh gawd.
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"Look, mister, I do have other offers. You tell me why should I want in first."
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Because Jesus saved me from my sins.
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JustineKo2 wrote:

I'll give you the best BJ you've ever had if you let me in.


^How to win a God's heart
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I'll ask him, "why should I let YOU in?" buh-ziiing
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JustineKo2 wrote:

I'll give you the best BJ you've ever had if you let me in.


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JustineKo2 wrote:
Dude, I'm an atheist, how did I not just get sent directly to Hell?
"god accept everyone"...lol

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God is man-made xD
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Posted 6/12/16
Because you're in my chair.
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I'm going to the hell cuz i'm gay CIAO
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Posted 6/12/16
Depending on the populace and nature of Heaven do I want to get in?

But in the hypothetical situation that it is a given, and being asked the question above- my response, "Why not? Please tell me and lets discuss it." As no matter what I may or may not believe now, if I find myself before God when dead, I'd be an idiot to go "sorry dude you can't exist because, me the all knowing human decided that that was so improbable as to be impossible."
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Please? I mean like is there another afterlife and I missed a turn? I'd rather not go anywhere unpleasant...I don't think I was a bad person...? You're supposed to be all knowing, help me out here.
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CatLazer wrote:

Let's face it. I'm a nice guy, who does nice things and only sometimes praise the deamon overlords. However if I were to meet with God I'm sure we could work it out. God is suposed to love humanity, right.


Depends on how you look at it. He only cares about the descendants of Abraham. So You have to be Jewish or Muslim and not by choice but by birth or marriage. In the book of Revelations it lists the number of people who he's not going to torture before he comes back to kill everyone. 144 thousand. Revelations 7 There's also a great multitude who never see the sun again.
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