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Posted 6/6/16 , edited 6/6/16
On the internets chatin with some weeboos
Op straight ass with the rhymes cause he drank booze
Why you wanna start a rap battle with some otakus?
Spitting bars that make me wanna hit snooze
Fuck it, I'll starburst stream ya ass like Kirito
Idk why ya fronting like Saitama with that weak flow
So, even tho your my senpai
Better get the tissues next to your computer, advice from your kouhai
Cause I'ma hit you with a punchline that'll make ya nose bleed faster than hentai
And all the lurkers that are laughing at me
I'm stealing your waifu or husbando and I'm taking their Chasity
Going raw, Katakana, hiragana, and kanji
My tounges a scythe, I'ma take your life, Shinigami
Better cling to your stained Dakimakura
and reminisce about the times y'all practiced the Kama sutra
Thinking you could win is delusional, Gakkougarashi
Your word play is so trash, SAO and Danmachi
Pretty sure you lost so please don't start any drama
I just wanna play eroge making my girls scream "Ah Kami-sama!"

I added more cuz I was bored
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Weeaboo's roll on the crunchyroll
you're there we are here on crunchyroll
On Crunchyroll we watch and read weeaboo stuff
Weeaboo manga
Weeaboo anime
We consume it all on Crunchyroll


Um....



I've got no idea....


Why...




How should I even continue this one... lol

Someone hire me to make a rap add for Crunchy
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XD I'm seriously tempted , but fuck it I think it's about time I convey this message.

Others Too scared to join in, no way to fit in, just can't seem to click in these rhymes that got me stressin, watching as you fumble your words, gonna hesitate before the show begins, let me begin, to bust rhymes just like wind on a chime, I think you'll be doing just fine in time, but in the mean time, take some notes, you think this is a joke?! No more quotes, just straight force, the power discourse, don't choke, don't choke, zip um up, I think disaster has finally made its course.... ( extends right arm and drops mic )

XD haven't had that much fun on a post in a long time, brings me back to the days when we all had that freestyle group just talking shit and wrecking our friends, but I always listened, I would always choke when it came to actual freestyle in person. I respect freestyle, it's verbal assassination. I can come up with something good, but I need to think about it, then the flow just finishes the rest.
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ha ha yup


1stladyent wrote:


MrAnimeSK wrote:

Ok i'll start. And this is going to be type as i go.
No pre written lol

Ok iam SK its mother fucking crunchy roll, i eat a mother fucking crunchy roll, i got a crunchy soul, i got the munchies like i roll a joint n smoked it, my rhymes are punchy like punch be , dont punch me my lunch be be like a hunch and a bunch or panties in that, wet n tasty, i get pastey, eyes red like i was mace'd we, all get along, like we passed around the bong, or sang a song, or when girls shared a slong or we all had an anime marathon.

(lol)
who's next!?


Oh wow what's this a rap battle thread? Let me quote what you just said.
SK -- it's OK all these forumers just scared to play.
It's not another Sagenaruto question: "Guys what you do today?"
200 replies later, 50 haters, 30 trolls, talking smack about Crunchyroll
Slow your roll, take a poll, watch an episode, or two, or three dozen
Cousin, muffin, cake or power ranger -- whatever your name is
Just have fun with it and run with it freestyle and get dumb with it
Post a meme while you stream and reply to your GB postings
Check the buddylist who's online who's been nuked and who's been ghosting
Who's been perving up your PMs or quoting your last words?
Who's been fucking with that grammar, syntax, punctuation while trying to pick up girls?
Yup shit goes down in the motherfucking Crunchyroll, this motherfucking crunchy hole-
Where people shitpost 24/7 like a motherfucking crunchy troll.




Thank you for that. So tru dey all just hella scured. lol true story though bunch of scaredy cats. And yup so many lame and repetitive threads in here i though i'd try something a bit different.
Thought it would be fun. Anyone who took it serious as far as thinking i thought that was dope well... lol
And yes i was very drunk at the time ha ha...

ha ha not bad rhymes btw, thanks for joining in.


stars201 wrote:

That was the worst rap I've ever heard

You talk the talk but can you walk the walk? Hmmmm?
C'mon, put your money where your mouth is. I dare you.
And i dunno, just turn on the radio now a days and iam sure you'll hear worse.


potentsativa wrote:

On the internets chatin with some weeboos
Op straight ass with the rhymes cause he drank booze
Why you wanna start a rap battle with some otakus?
Spitting bars that make me wanna hit snooze
Fuck it, I'll starburst stream ya ass like Kirito
Idk why ya fronting like Saitama with that weak flow
So, even tho your my senpai
Better get the tissues next to your computer, advice from your kouhai
Cause I'ma hit you with a punchline that'll make ya nose bleed faster than hentai
And all the lurkers that are laughing at me
I'm stealing your waifu or husbando and I'm taking their Chasity
Going raw, Katakana, hiragana, and kanji
My tounges a scythe, I'ma take your life, Shinigami
Better cling to your stained Dakimakura
and reminisce about the times y'all practiced the Kama sutra
Thinking you could win is delusional, Gakkougarashi
Your word play is so trash, SAO and Danmachi
Pretty sure you lost so please don't start any drama
I just wanna play eroge making my girls scream "Ah Kami-sama!"

I added more cuz I was bored


YES! This guy getys it!
Thats what a battle is all about, you're supposed to diss me! I kind've forgot to mention that in the OP. I was all being nice but the next guy(or girl) was supposed to diss me.
That's how a rap battle works. Like reply and DISS and out do the rapper above you. Cheers for joining in.


TheOmegaForce70941 wrote:

Weeaboo's roll on the crunchyroll
you're there we are here on crunchyroll
On Crunchyroll we watch and read weeaboo stuff
Weeaboo manga
Weeaboo anime
We consume it all on Crunchyroll


Um....



I've got no idea....


Why...




How should I even continue this one... lol

Someone hire me to make a rap add for Crunchy





Humms wrote:

XD I'm seriously tempted , but fuck it I think it's about time I convey this message.

Others Too scared to join in, no way to fit in, just can't seem to click in these rhymes that got me stressin, watching as you fumble your words, gonna hesitate before the show begins, let me begin, to bust rhymes just like wind on a chime, I think you'll be doing just fine in time, but in the mean time, take some notes, you think this is a joke?! No more quotes, just straight force, the power discourse, don't choke, don't choke, zip um up, I think disaster has finally made its course.... ( extends right arm and drops mic )

XD haven't had that much fun on a post in a long time, brings me back to the days when we all had that freestyle group just talking shit and wrecking our friends, but I always listened, I would always choke when it came to actual freestyle in person. I respect freestyle, it's verbal assassination. I can come up with something good, but I need to think about it, then the flow just finishes the rest.


Cool man. Glad that you enjoyed it. Thought it would be fun. And i was playing nice.
Yeah man me and all my mates used to rap back in the day. We would write rhymes and freestyle all the time. Was mad fun.
We would just use the beats from other rappers using singles we had bought and record us over the instrumentals on cassette tapes.
Eventually we started making our own beats with fruity loops n stuff.
Sometimes we would play our songs at parties or get up on stage but only at house or private parties. I did rap live on the radio when i was 17 lol.
It was just a hobbie. Never did shows or released anything. I actually lost half my tracks also an the others are all on cassette and one the tape is snapped.. Lots of it was from back when i was a teenager lol.
Good times man.

Anyways, if you guys want to to get serious i will murder you all ! lol But givien the overall response thinking i should just put this thread to bed.

EDIT:
lol looks like i posted drunkardly on Face book last night also;

Night time is the right time, The time i dont whine and drink wine feelin fine, so fine me but there is where you will find me, i dont care but dont judge blindly. At my high like climbed tree, like Nas iam and iam slime like swine be, to some, but pork n rum is fun, fuck the sun, fuck the day but give me my pay, an i'll live to see another day, i dont pray, society decay, but the mighty will not be slay, we are divided and PC, slided n measly, seein red like Weasley, people belive what they cant see or choose to, drugs n booze to, i used to, be on that be good but got used , and iam used to, people are not equal, history repeats like a shit sequal, the blood will seep, while you sleep, lookn bleak the grym reap, while the enemey dont even need to sneak, take a peak, it reek, you're a broken pet like reek, why do you not seek, the continuation of your own kind, its in your own mind, no assimilation of those who wish to dispose of your own way, leave you stonned but not in the good zoned way.

Guess i was on that fuck day shift and anti do gooder anti islam shit i guess lol...

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No. This is fabulous.

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potentsativa wrote:

On the internets chatin with some weeboos
Op straight ass with the rhymes cause he drank booze
Why you wanna start a rap battle with some otakus?
Spitting bars that make me wanna hit snooze
Fuck it, I'll starburst stream ya ass like Kirito
Idk why ya fronting like Saitama with that weak flow
So, even tho your my senpai
Better get the tissues next to your computer, advice from your kouhai
Cause I'ma hit you with a punchline that'll make ya nose bleed faster than hentai
And all the lurkers that are laughing at me
I'm stealing your waifu or husbando and I'm taking their Chasity
Going raw, Katakana, hiragana, and kanji
My tounges a scythe, I'ma take your life, Shinigami
Better cling to your stained Dakimakura
and reminisce about the times y'all practiced the Kama sutra
Thinking you could win is delusional, Gakkougarashi
Your word play is so trash, SAO and Danmachi
Pretty sure you lost so please don't start any drama
I just wanna play eroge making my girls scream "Ah Kami-sama!"

I added more cuz I was bored


What is chasity?
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iam dope like Yukmouth but i drink more than Num you fucken fuck mouth, yum scotch i grab my crotch rum, raw, i pour to cope, tight like a rope, nope no longer toke , bloke you yellow like yoke, broke cos but i never broke in, leave ya broken, smokin, who's house, one twoz iam from tha south token, the token white guy rapper, it's a slapper, call me cracka, down unda on the map bra, get it off like a snap bra, i got a black car, iam fat but you're a whack rappa, its a toe tapper, head nod like a head job, splatter.

lol been listening to Em, Dre n Yuk. inspired me to do a drunkish key style.


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