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Middle school teacher in trouble after administering "Pimps and Hos" math test
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Best teacher ever if you ask me.
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foraslan wrote:

Now this is wonderful. If more teachers applied their subjects to real-life situations like this lady does, kids might actually take an interest in math! Gotta learn those quantitative skills, after all.


But is this the life of all of her students?
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So for number 2, how much is an 8 ball? Why do the kids know how to covert imperial to metric at a US middle school?

2 oz = 56.7 grams. 1g = $42.5. 320/42.5 = ~ 7.5g, however a google search says that an 8-ball is 3.5g. So Antonio is getting ripped off, he finds out kills Leroy and takes the rest of his cocaine. The street value of Leroy's remaining stash is 0.

I got the right answer?
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So for number 2, how much is an 8 ball? Why do the kids know how to covert imperial to metric at a US middle school?

2 oz = 56.7 grams. 1g = $42.5. 320/42.5 = ~ 7.5g, however a google search says that an 8-ball is 3.5g. So Antonio is getting ripped off, he finds out kills Leroy and takes the rest of his cocaine. The street value of Leroy's remaining stash is 0.

I got the right answer?

I am an idiot when it comes to math. I couldn't tell you the right answer if my life depended on it.
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KarenAraragi

I am an idiot when it comes to math. I couldn't tell you the right answer if my life depended on it.


Well if Antonio paid $320 at the same price/gram that Juan paid, then Antonio could have bought 7.5 grams but only got 3.5, which should have cost him $148.75.

So assuming Antonio finds out he would be pissed about getting ripped off and take the rest of his stash of 51.2 grams worth $2176, leaving Leroy with nothing.
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tkayt wrote:


foraslan wrote:

Now this is wonderful. If more teachers applied their subjects to real-life situations like this lady does, kids might actually take an interest in math! Gotta learn those quantitative skills, after all.


But is this the life of all of her students?


Maybe not, but for those students, they are learning new career options, at least.

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Teacher JoAnne Bolser .
The teacher is a woman who retiring in one month. This is basically a fuck you to the school.


It sounds like it would've been interesting, too bad any school I had the only excitement was my graduating class running off 3 middle school teachers, 2 subs (in the same school) and pretty much being completely awful in Highschool to the point where some of them were hosed out.

Questionably good times......lol

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Can't be worst than one of the teachers at my school going off about columbine

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/judge-tosses-case-ex-teacher-made-columbine-threat-article-1.2011681
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Well that's one way to quit a job
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He quit to join the pimp's and ho's
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gornotck wrote:


KarenAraragi wrote:

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Teacher JoAnne Bolser .
The teacher is a woman who retiring in one month. This is basically a fuck you to the school.


So it may be. One month to retirement doesn't mean that she can't get fired, though, and lose all that sweet, sweet teacher's pension that allows these child torturers to live on a golden parachute for the last 40 years of their miserable existences, surrounded by naked models and dining on the blood of songbirds.


I think you're over generalizing. I know a retired teacher who lives on a silver parachute, only has sex with animals, and dines on the blood of the American Bald Eagle.

In addition, he only tortured black kids. The white ones had it easy. He lovingly called his black students "Nigglets."

To be fair, two of the things I said about him aren't really true. Still was a terrible person.
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Posted 6/9/16
Its really really funny but I do understand why it causes some problems
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So first one he should learn to aim or wast of money and , the second he is getting riped off . Lol sounds like a comedy scetch lol where is Comedy Central or SNL lol lol lol
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BlueOni wrote:

So apparently Ramon misses his target entirely 60% of the time when he fires an AK-47. Perhaps he should be less concerned with how many rounds he has remaining and more concerned with the blindfold he's been wearing.


It's an AK those things aren't exactly renowned for their accuracy. They were built to take the abuse of poorly trained Russian infantry and when you build a weapon that tough you tend to sacrifice top end performance. And given most users of Ak style weapons tend to skip little details like cleaning it out and not using crap ammo well Ramon should consider himself lucky he can still hit 40% of the time.
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