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Posted 6/10/16

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you're my new favourite CR user.

NEW favorite CR user? How many "favorite" CR users have you been with?! By the sound of it, you are a slut who jumps from "favorite" CR user to "favorite" CR user all the time. Can you even remember your last "favorite" CR user, hmm? Tsh, that's what I thought. You women are all the same.


I change my favourites as regularly as I change my underwear. I will leave the rest to your imagination. BYEEEEE.

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Posted 6/10/16 , edited 6/10/16

Jophar_Vorin





Okay, I do admit that posting your girlfriends nude pic publicly is rather under-the-belt. I apologise.


DazaiShinju

Excellent work. Congratulations, you're my new favourite CR user.



Wow. I got a praise today. So far I've been called cruel, then cruel, then cruel, then lazy and then told to go f*ck myself with a burger. And now, now I've been praised. *tear of happiness hits the ground and pink rose sprouts up immidiatelly*


Hrafna
NEW favorite CR user? How many "favorite" CR users have you been with?! By the sound of it, you are a slut who jumps from "favorite" CR user to "favorite" CR user all the time. Can you even remember your last "favorite" CR user, hmm? Tsh, that's what I thought. You women are all the same.


Hey, you, leave my new favourite wife alone. Or I'll *mumble mumble* your *mumble mumble* ... mwhahahah. Tremble, fool.
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Posted 6/10/16

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Jophar_Vorin





Okay, I do admit that posting your girlfriends nude pic publicly is rather under-the-belt. I apologise.


DazaiShinju

Excellent work. Congratulations, you're my new favourite CR user.



Wow. I got a praise today. So far I've been called cruel, then cruel, then cruel, then lazy and then told to go f*ck myself with a burger. And now, now I've been praised. *tear of happiness hits the ground and pink rose sprouts up immidiatelly*


Hrafna
NEW favorite CR user? How many "favorite" CR users have you been with?! By the sound of it, you are a slut who jumps from "favorite" CR user to "favorite" CR user all the time. Can you even remember your last "favorite" CR user, hmm? Tsh, that's what I thought. You women are all the same.


Hey, you, leave my new favourite wife alone. Or I'll *mumble mumble* your *mumble mumble* ... mwhahahah. Tremble, fool.


Posted 6/10/16

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Or I'll *mumble mumble* your *mumble mumble* ... mwhahahah. Tremble, fool.


How dare you assume that I would let you *mumble mumble* my *mumble mumble*.
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Hrafna
NEW favorite CR user? How many "favorite" CR users have you been with?! By the sound of it, you are a slut who jumps from "favorite" CR user to "favorite" CR user all the time. Can you even remember your last "favorite" CR user, hmm? Tsh, that's what I thought. You women are all the same.


Hey, you, leave my new favourite wife alone. Or I'll *mumble mumble* your *mumble mumble* ... mwhahahah. Tremble, fool.



Whilst I'm shocked that my praise has gained me a wife, I feel a certain sense of pride watching you defend my honour. You mumble mumble his mumble mumble!!!
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I prefer to spend my free time on my own
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Posted 6/10/16

DazaiShinju wrote:


Elvikun wrote:


Hrafna
NEW favorite CR user? How many "favorite" CR users have you been with?! By the sound of it, you are a slut who jumps from "favorite" CR user to "favorite" CR user all the time. Can you even remember your last "favorite" CR user, hmm? Tsh, that's what I thought. You women are all the same.


Hey, you, leave my new favourite wife alone. Or I'll *mumble mumble* your *mumble mumble* ... mwhahahah. Tremble, fool.



Whilst I'm shocked that my praise has gained me a wife, I feel a certain sense of pride watching you defend my honour. You mumble mumble his mumble mumble!!!


WHITE KNIGHT.

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Posted 6/10/16 , edited 6/10/16

Jophar_Vorin wrote:

WHITE KNIGHT.




You laugh, but thus far I suspect I'm closest to gaining a girlfriend via this post.
The irony.

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Posted 6/10/16 , edited 6/10/16

DazaiShinju wrote:

You laugh, but thus far I suspect I'm closest to gaining a girlfriend via this post.
The irony.



*Cries*

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Posted 6/10/16 , edited 6/10/16

Hrafna

How dare you assume that I would let you *mumble mumble* my *mumble mumble*.


Ah, you see, trough years of experience, I found that consent is somewhat overrated, when it comes to threatening people. Especially if it's about their *mumble mumble* getting *mumble mumble* off.


Jophar_Vorin

WHITE KNIGHT.



You're just jealous, because I am the proud white knight of honour, and you aren't fit to be even maidens's right hand man. Just Right-hand Man. Harr, harr. Priceless. *wipes out tears of joy*


DazaiShinju

You laugh, but thus far I suspect I'm closest to gaining a girlfriend via this post.
The irony.



Well, just don't forget the honeymoon starts on Sunday. Ah, and don't worry if you have any doubts. As I always say, there are two kinds of women. There are lesbians and there are those who haven't met me yet. *wink*
Posted 6/10/16
Nobody knows, but I'm secretly PrinceJudar's girlfriend. She gets all hot and bothered when I dress up in black lingerie to match my six wavy chest hairs. She tells me to shave them, and then she mocks my frail sense of masculinity by calling me bitch. Oh, the things that I must do to get my hands on her manga collection.

She does have a manga collection, right? Tell me she wasn't lying just to get a piece of this.

OOH women are such scum.
Posted 6/10/16

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Especially if it's about their *mumble mumble* getting *mumble mumble* off.


Oh, you tease.
Posted 6/10/16
Well...this is a thread. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Well...this is a thread. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Indeed!

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oh god. well why not. Hey guys whats up? I'm Joshua nice to meet you all. *bows to all*
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