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Elvikun wrote:


DazaiShinju

You laugh, but thus far I suspect I'm closest to gaining a girlfriend via this post.
The irony.



Well, just don't forget the honeymoon starts on Sunday. Ah, and don't worry if you have any doubts. As I always say, there are two kinds of women. There are lesbians and there are those who haven't met me yet. *wink*


That works for me. Does this mean we win the thread? I like to think so.

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ps4jstan wrote:

oh god. well why not. Hey guys whats up? I'm Joshua nice to meet you all. *bows to all*


HAHA!




DazaiShinju wrote:


Elvikun wrote:


DazaiShinju

You laugh, but thus far I suspect I'm closest to gaining a girlfriend via this post.
The irony.



Well, just don't forget the honeymoon starts on Sunday. Ah, and don't worry if you have any doubts. As I always say, there are two kinds of women. There are lesbians and there are those who haven't met me yet. *wink*


That works for me. Does this mean we win the thread? I like to think so.



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ah I see. thank you for the 11/10. but I must ask what is it for?
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it seems like everyone is being catfished right now. Last time that happened to me, someone died..........inside.................................................................................and outside. it was pretty messy. there were bats, chains, guns, muskets, switchblades, bats covered in chains, a monkey carrying a revolver....it was all pretty bizarre
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Posted 6/10/16 , edited 6/10/16

DazaiShinju wrote:


Elvikun wrote:


DazaiShinju

You laugh, but thus far I suspect I'm closest to gaining a girlfriend via this post.
The irony.



Well, just don't forget the honeymoon starts on Sunday. Ah, and don't worry if you have any doubts. As I always say, there are two kinds of women. There are lesbians and there are those who haven't met me yet. *wink*


That works for me. Does this mean we win the thread? I like to think so.



I belive so, a victory it is, as we both not only got a girlfriend here, but a wife too, where the -men- *spits on the ground and makes warding sign* only managed to establish it's about time the hand got a name.
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ps4jstan wrote:

ah I see. thank you for the 11/10. but I must ask what is it for?


Your comment!
It was perfect, and just in the right time!
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electricdoomfire wrote:

it seems like everyone is being catfished right now. Last time that happened to me, someone died..........inside.................................................................................and outside. it was pretty messy. there were bats, chains, guns, muskets, switchblades, bats covered in chains, a monkey carrying a revolver....it was all pretty bizarre


This sounds magnificent. Thank goodness you lived to tell the fascinating tale...

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HighRoller- wrote:

Hey baby is your dad a cop because you're a 5-0 O;


You win my love.

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What if you all are cat fishing

I did come across some people here who post fake pictures XD
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19, male, brown eyes, brown hair. I'm wannabe skater trash and I'm gonna join the Marine Corps after I graduate college. I wanna say I'd take you to the beach late at night and we'd pick our way through the sand dunes and mangroves and watch the sun rise but, I'd probably just ask you to go see a movie with me.

What do you say?
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M-chann wrote:

What if you all are cat fishing

I did come across some people here who post fake pictures XD


OOOH OOOH WHO.

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OOOH OOOH WHO.



x 100 lmao
Actually one of users nuked cuz they were found out XD
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Posted 6/10/16

M-chann wrote:


DazaiShinju wrote:

OOOH OOOH WHO.



x 100 lmao
Actually one of users nuked cuz they were found out XD


What's nuked? As in, de-activated their account?
I don't know why I find this so fascinating - I just find it odd that anyone would bother to pretend on a forum where you can easily be anonymous if you like!

Gets to the heart of why this thread is ultimately insanity, though.
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hum1d wrote:


HighRoller- wrote:

Hey baby is your dad a cop because you're a 5-0 O;


You win my love.



hi new girlfriend u r in for a ride of the century, like a roller coaster that never ends. When we see a red light all I know is go so u know it's gonna be grreeaattttttttt
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bokugoku wrote:

19, male, brown eyes, brown hair. I'm wannabe skater trash and I'm gonna join the Marine Corps after I graduate college. I wanna say I'd take you to the beach late at night and we'd pick our way through the sand dunes and mangroves and watch the sun rise but, I'd probably just ask you to go see a movie with me.

What do you say?


19!!! Too cute. Also too young. Go ask a real girl to a movie - this thread leads only to madness.

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