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Post Reply Recruitment: Dazai's Male Harem!
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I'm new to CR, and am loving the forums... but something is missing.
Having seen numerous pleas for Girlfriends, Imouto's and the like, I have decided to bravely fill the male harem shaped void on CR.

I'm Sarah. I'm a deeply sarcastic redhead, with a mind permanently in the gutter. I am hoping to recruit some men(/women) to my harem (open to name suggestions).

Member requirements:
Must be willing to subject themselves to almost constant verbal abuse.

That is all.

I'm not gonna beg, 'cause it's not my style.
Join my harem - You'll absolutely live to regret it.
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This is glorious!
I approve of this thread.
*Certified by Jophar*





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Jophar_Vorin wrote:

This is glorious!
I approve of this thread.
*Certified by Jophar*





I have passionate opinions on lipstick. Also I've got lady bits. You might see the lipstick, you'll never see the latter. Convincing enough?

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DazaiShinju wrote:

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Jophar_Vorin wrote:

This is glorious!
I approve of this thread.
*Certified by Jophar*





I have passionate opinions on lipstick. Also I've got lady bits. You might see the lipstick, you'll never see the latter. Convincing enough?



Holy f*ck!
You are the lamb sent by the Harem Lord!

Everyone!
Abandon you gurlfriends and join the true way of life!
For holy is DazaiShinju! Holy holy holy!



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DazaiShinju wrote:

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Jophar_Vorin wrote:

This is glorious!
I approve of this thread.
*Certified by Jophar*





I have passionate opinions on lipstick. Also I've got lady bits. You might see the lipstick, you'll never see the latter. Convincing enough?



I can accept those terms.
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:


DazaiShinju wrote:

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Jophar_Vorin wrote:

This is glorious!
I approve of this thread.
*Certified by Jophar*





I have passionate opinions on lipstick. Also I've got lady bits. You might see the lipstick, you'll never see the latter. Convincing enough?



I can accept those terms.


Another one bites the dust. Welcome to my harem, Onii Chan.

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Praise our Harem God!

Preach this thread to everyone!
"A saviour is born in 'Chit Chat'!"

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I'll do it.
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Is this a trap? I mean if PV is now accepted do we also become imoutos by default?

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Nah I prefer my Onee chan harem
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Welcome to my realm, brave one. My Harem now has 3 members




kevz_210 wrote:

Is this a trap? I mean if PV is now accepted do we also become imoutos by default?




It absolutely is a trap. Isn't every harem? But no, PV is merely another member of the harem. You shall all be equal, until I decide I prefer one of you, as is the harem way.

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Nah I prefer my Onee chan harem


I wish you the best of luck.
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potentsativa wrote:

Nah I prefer my Onee chan harem


I wish you the best of luck.


NO! You are doomed to the lake of fire where there is only sane people!
Lord you cant wish him luck on such pagan beliefs.

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DazaiShinju wrote:


potentsativa wrote:

Nah I prefer my Onee chan harem


I wish you the best of luck.


NO! You are doomed to the lake of fire where there is only sane people!
Lord you cant wish him luck on such pagan beliefs.


Your enthusiasm is second to none, but I have made some changes to the scripture you provided.



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Thank you Lord DazaiShinju! I will replace my old scriptures with your divine edits!
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