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Posted 6/11/16

Wait...

Does that say "cats"... or "faps"?
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Cats.
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Posted 6/11/16

DrunkKanti wrote:

Where do I drop off my application?


Your application has been received and processed.

Congratulations, you are now an official member of my sordid little harem. Now please me.


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Posted 6/11/16

Hrafna wrote:


Wait...

Does that say "cats"... or "faps"?


Cats. I love cats. That's not to say that I dislike faps, but I'm a woman of taste and my palace is not the place for such things.
Is this your application to join?

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Posted 6/11/16

Jophar_Vorin

D: Okai, Jophy-tan shall abide by the new royal rules.

How does the Lords wife want her saint hat? A papal tiara?


Saint hat makes one look like a ice cream cone and papal tiara would probably lead to me accidentally breaking my spine in the neck area. I suggest we just proclaim my amazing golden hair "Holy". You know, like the fairytale of Rapunzel. My hair gives life, faps, also great toy for cats. Why indeed, it is holy. *cough* Now, that could actually be misinterpreted somewhat. Please don't f*** my hair.

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Posted 6/11/16 , edited 6/11/16

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Jophar_Vorin

D: Okai, Jophy-tan shall abide by the new royal rules.

How does the Lords wife want her saint hat? A papal tiara?


Saint hat makes one look like a ice cream cone and papal tiara would probably lead to me accidentally breaking my spine in the neck area. I suggest we just proclaim my amazing golden hair "Holy". You know, like the fairytale of Rapunzel. My hair gives life, faps, also great toy for cats. Why indeed, it is holy. *cough* Now, that could actually be misinterpreted somewhat. Please don't f*** my hair.



Holy golden hair shall be!

Everything my masters wish shall come true.



Edit: Project will be completed tomorrow. I must go to sleep.
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Posted 6/11/16
-shyly comes in-

Well I'm not male but


let me join

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Posted 6/11/16
How's your male harem coming along?
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Posted 6/11/16
....what the fuck
Posted 6/12/16

DazaiShinju wrote:

Cats. I love cats. That's not to say that I dislike faps, but I'm a woman of taste and my palace is not the place for such things.
Is this your application to join?


No, I already have a deity, and I'm not fond of sharing.
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Posted 6/12/16
I would like to submit my letter of challenge to you, Dazai! I challenge you! Put up yer dukes!
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Posted 6/12/16

M-chann wrote:

-shyly comes in-

Well I'm not male but


let me join



WELCOME! The more the merrier in Dazais harem.




Steveroxyou wrote:

How's your male harem coming along?


Beautifully - as you can see.



Ryulightorb wrote:

....what the fuck


I know - It's just such a beautiful idea. I'd be astounded too, were it not for the fact I came up with it.
You've ventured this far - take the leap and join!



Phersu wrote:

I would like to submit my letter of challenge to you, Dazai! I challenge you! Put up yer dukes!


Oooh you're so feisty. I'll enjoy eventually adding you to my harem after a long and gruelling process of wooing you. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

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Posted 6/12/16

Jophar_Vorin wrote:

Holy golden hair shall be!

Everything my masters wish shall come true.



Edit: Project will be completed tomorrow. I must go to sleep.


Well done Jophy-tan. You have done well. It's because of you that my harem can truly live up to its full absurd potential. A lap pillow for you!

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Posted 6/12/16
LORD! I have created a new demo(Small it is, because HD is not finished yet.)

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Posted 6/12/16

Jophar_Vorin wrote:

LORD! I have created a new demo(Small it is, because HD is not finished yet.)




I'm just so bloody proud of you right now.
Pop your initials on my castle, you deserve it.

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