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Post Reply Have you ever fallen in love with a hot grill?
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Behold, the CatGrill:
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I dated a grill not to long ago named George Foreman. Sadly I got burned.
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Hell yeah man it had some salmon cooking on some cedar wood and my heart rate started rising.
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Hot Grills are absolutely one of the things America does right.
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Everyone knows that the best grills are always just raring to go, any time, any place. If you know what I mean.
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Posted 6/15/16 , edited 6/15/16
This is thread is so full of feelings.
It makes me cry, as it describes the feelings i have for my grill *cries*
Her name is Weber, and i dont know how to make a move..
Posted 6/16/16 , edited 6/22/16
I went on a date with this hot girl i met off tinder. i was hitting it off good, and i think that she wanted to take things to the next level with me. we went to some seafood restaurant, and picked the table closest to the bathroom so I won't have to walk too far when i got cramped bowel movements from clenching my buttocks firmly to stop myself from pooping myself in front of this exotic beauty.

Some waiter comes asks what we'd like to drink, so I ordered a banana milkshake and she ordered wine. The waiter then tells me that they don't serve milkshakes and I just order icecream instead in frustration. what kind of restaurant doesn't offer milkshakes? This is 'MURICA and I am entitled to my glorious milkshake.

My date asks me why I ordered desert so I tell her I'm going to mush the ice cream up and then drink it. She doesn't look very impressed but I can tell that is just because she is playing hard to get.

There's a long awkward silence, in which she fidgets uncomfortably and starts to play around on her phone.

I then notice my date stare strangely at me as I nervously laugh, as my palms start to sweat and my stomach clenches itself in a cold painful knot, the waiter comes back and gives her the wine.

The waiter then tells asks if we are ready to order any appetizers; and the girl orders the most expensive lobster on the menu. I try not to grimace as I stared at the pricey entree

I tell the waiter that it's fine, that I brought my own food, and put my container of filled to the brim with spaghetti on the table. nearby onlookers gawked and my date just stared dumbfounded at my extreme Jewish actions, as I began to wolf down the spagetti.

After a few more minutes of uncomfortable silence the girl says something about her boring life but I'm not listening, So I just laugh and say, "So True!", in a subtle attempt of bullshitting her.

Unfortunately, it appeared that my weak listening skills offended her. She gets extremely pissed and says "You think it's funny that my dad has cancer?"

Upon realizing the graveness of the situation, I immediately choked on my spaghetti and spit it out, spraying tomato sauce and half chewed noodles all over the table, drenching my horrified date and making her mouth open wide in a donut shaped exclamation of horror.

After the embarrassing display of my eruption of spaghetti, I re-actively reached over and start picking chunks of spaghetti out of her glass of wine, and attempt to use a napkin to clean my date's furious face, but i end up smearing the sauce over her make up, causing her to transform into just an ordinary woman. I am apologizing profusely, but spaghetti continues to profusely flow from my pockets, drenching the floor around us. My date takes one look at the spaghetti pool, looks sick and dashes and breaks away from the table, leaving a spaghetti path to the girl's restroom.

I chased after my date and try to talk to her telling her that only a tiny bit got on her dress, but she won't listen to me, and starts to vomit in the toilet but then an old lady would burst out of a cubicle screaming that I'm a pervert

I try to explain that my girlfriend is feeling ill and I'm trying to check up on her. However my date on the other side of the wall yells that she's not my "girlfriend". I can smell the reek of spaghetti oozing out of my pockets.

I got whacked in the face by the old lady's bag, in that moment of blind fury I yelled "Shuryuken!" in a blind rage and lunged at her but missed her drastically and fell on my ass. but then after that the waiters would burst into the bathroom and drag me out and tell me that I must pay before i leave

Suddenly, in a fleeting moment, i remember that I spent all my money on my new stylish fedora. i attempt to slip out of the waiter's grasp with my spaghetti greased clothing, and make a dash towards the exit

However in my path I had forgotten that there was a lobster tank. i ran straight into the tank and fell headfirst into the tank filled with angry lobsters, which pinched me and attacked my face and hands.

So i grabbed a shard of glass and slashed all the lobsters to death, a bloodbath of lobsters strewn across the floor mixed with spaghetti and broken pieces of glass

Everyone around me is horrified by the massacre i just committed and they flinch away from me as i collect my spaghetti and try to scoop the watery remains of the noodles into my container.

As i am leaving, i silently stand in the doorway of the restaurant. I can feel the stares of a hundred burning suns from behind my back, presumably from the customers and staff for ruining their meal. I whip my head around, turning towards the view, and took one good, solid, last look at the carnage I'd created.

Everyone immediately turns their heads away from me and cowers in fear. i then tipped my fedora, instead of paying my tip/bill, leaving my sick date in the bathroom, and step out of the building, vanishing into the pitch dark night, as the restaurant staff begin to dial for 911.
Posted 6/16/16
I like them cheap, and easy.

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Posted 6/16/16 , edited 6/16/16

Hrafna wrote:
I like them cheap, and easy.
cheap is sometimes the easiest choice!

Posted 6/18/16 , edited 6/18/16
Oh you know it, I like mine to be all black don't like her to be too flashy with different colors.
That bitch sure knows how to grill a mean burger though
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Hrafna wrote:

I like them cheap, and easy.

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This made my day complete. I'm going to bed so i can finish the day on a high note.
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Posted 6/25/16
I LOVE HOT GRILLS. PERFECT FOR COOKING DELICIOUS CHICKEN!
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Posted 6/25/16

Jophar_Vorin wrote:

Yes, but i dont have courage to make a move.

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Posted 6/26/16

KnightOfZero1991 wrote:


Jophar_Vorin wrote:

Yes, but i dont have courage to make a move.

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