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Posted 6/14/16
Knives are pretty cool, I mean there's some satisfaction when you are cutting a nice fat slab of meat...Forks are pretty cool too because they can aid you in the cutting up of said slab of meat. Most excellent for catching things that are evasive, meat, people, etc.

Spoons are ok I guess.
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A spoonerism is an error in speech or deliberate play on words in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched (see metathesis) between two words in a phrase.[1][2]
An example is saying "The Lord is a shoving leopard" instead of "The Lord is a loving shepherd." While spoonerisms are commonly heard as slips of the tongue resulting from unintentionally getting one's words in a tangle, they can also be used intentionally as a play on words.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism
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Posted 6/14/16
This video seems relevant:

How to make a spoon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVJG_lccrmo
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21 / M / Canada
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When are you all going to realize it?



Wake up, Sheeple!
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Posted 6/14/16
All other utensils are old and out dated! All will be replaced by the superior spork race!




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Posted 6/14/16 , edited 6/14/16

Hrafna wrote:

Forks and knives are off topic. I will report your posts if you keep this up. Create your own threads if you want to discuss forks and knives.


Well darn. I was just going to copy over the knife-related posts from one of those other threads

(yes there really are some there.)

Chopsticks are excellent also. Where's the love for them?
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Posted 6/14/16 , edited 6/14/16
actually this is spoon
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A whole new meaning on the word.
Posted 6/14/16
I love big spoons. Bigger spoons mean bigger bites.
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I have a more Centrist stance. #TeamSpork
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co3444 wrote:

Without spoons we'd have to use chopsticks, and then we'd be weeaboos.


Better be careful when using that word around these parts.
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walker1455 wrote:

When are you all going to realize it?



Wake up, Sheeple!



https://xkcd.com/1013/
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