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The corpse i left in the basement stinks
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21 / M / Bundaberg, Queens...
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Posted 6/16/16
...i need some help and some tips i feel if i leave it there any longer someone is going to notice

How would you hide a dead body if you had to


Also Stars ignores me she is mean :c
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Acid with shitposting.
Werina 
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Posted 6/16/16
why hide it....
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Posted 6/16/16

Werina wrote:
why hide it....
you nec...

Posted 6/16/16 , edited 6/17/16
You should treat your waifus with more care.

And I agree that stars is a big meanie pants.
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Posted 6/16/16
Eat it.
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Aren't there snakes and man eating spiders in 'Straya?

Can't you just shake a shark or something out of your boots and let nature take its course?
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Posted 6/16/16 , edited 6/16/16
get power tools on the furthest hardware shop u can go.
cut up parts by parts that its easy to carry
buy a dead pig/cow/goat
cut the animal to small parts same as u did with the corpse
mix the human parts with the animal parts
carry them little by little day by day until u throw them all away,preferably to river or waste processing center.[at night] remember to wear your attire like a butcher or a meat seller when taking those parts to dump it.

the mixing part is to prevent other finding out if u accidently drop those parts out or by police checking.
trust me,police wont go through all those parts in a check as long as u stay fking calm.

GG and happy slaying everyone
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Posted 6/16/16

012013014 wrote:

get power tools on the furthest hardware shop u can go.
cut up parts by parts that its easy to carry
buy a dead pig/cow/goat
cut the animal to small parts same as u did with the corpse
mix the human parts with the animal parts
carry them little by little day by day until u throw them all away,preferably to river or waste processing center.[at night] remember to wear your attire like a butcher or a meat seller when taking those parts to dump it.

the mixing part is to prevent other finding out if u accidently drop those parts out or by police checking.
trust me,police wont go through all those parts in a check as long as u stay fking calm.

GG and happy slaying everyone



Ok, I'm a little scared.
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Posted 6/16/16

DazaiShinju wrote:


012013014 wrote:

get power tools on the furthest hardware shop u can go.
cut up parts by parts that its easy to carry
buy a dead pig/cow/goat
cut the animal to small parts same as u did with the corpse
mix the human parts with the animal parts
carry them little by little day by day until u throw them all away,preferably to river or waste processing center.[at night] remember to wear your attire like a butcher or a meat seller when taking those parts to dump it.

the mixing part is to prevent other finding out if u accidently drop those parts out or by police checking.
trust me,police wont go through all those parts in a check as long as u stay fking calm.

GG and happy slaying everyone



Ok, I'm a little scared.


i can give u the google coordinates if u want to
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Posted 6/16/16
Sadly, had something like this happen last week. Guy died in his apartment, and no one noticed until another guy in an adjacent apartment was driven out by the stench. Week or two before that, another guy on another place died in their apartment and caused a little excitement.
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Posted 6/16/16
burn up the entire house, that way they'll think you started a fire instead of hiding a corpse and it'll turn to ashes while you're at it
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Posted 6/16/16
Might I just ask who it is?
Posted 6/16/16
Buy a bathtub and fill it up with acid. Cover it and seal it. Drain it and put it in a plastic bags anything remaining. Go to the deep forest and make a hole. Fill it up with flammable crap. Then burn it for several hours and then buried it. Clean the area of your presence and leave. Then move to another country.
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Posted 6/16/16 , edited 6/16/16
You have previously expressed to me your desire to satisfy your primitive urges. The time has come. You will no longer be a slave of sexual deprivation!
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