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Post Reply Reasons Why We Should Listen To Yungoos and Deport All The Ludicolos and Lombres
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Posted 6/18/16
"When Hoenn sends its pokemon, they're not sending their best. They're smuggling rare candy. They're working for Team Rocket and Team Magma. They're rapists. Immigrants like Ludicolos and Lombres are what they're sending, and it needs to stop."


"The gym leaders of Hoenn, with help from Kanto, are sending the worst of the worst here. In fact, I just talked to Brock Obama, and he admits to sending all the Ludicolos and Lombres here because they cause problems. Problem is, we don't want them here. They're Hoenn's criminals, not ours."


"Sadly, a majority of crime commit here in Alola is being done by Ludicolos and Lombres, it must be discussed."

"Pal Park does not do a good job of keeping these Ludicolos and Lombres out. Trainers like Brock Obama can import any pokemon they want, and they're importing Ludicolos and Lombres. We need tough security checks against Ludicolos and Lombres."


"The only thing that can keep out Ludicolos and Lombres is a wall, made out of Kakunas, Metapods, and Gravelers. We will make the people of Hoenn pay for that wall with their pokemon!"

"The average Ludicolo recieve 11,230 more P than non Alola citizens,. This needs to stop. They are a Mega Drain on our system."

"Alola cannot Substitute as a haven for this Ludicolos. Don't let them fool you with their Fake Tears, or they'll Bite you back. Elect MeFirst and they're gone, vamooses. It is Payback time, and I am your Trump Card.

#Yungoos 2016 #MakeAlolaGreatAgain




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Ludicolos and Lombres are my babies though D':
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Noh, only want communist.
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I would like to retract my vote for PV and switch to JanusCascade.
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Posted 6/18/16 , edited 6/18/16

Jackalope82 wrote:

I would like to retract my vote for PV and switch to JanusCascade.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Yungoos is the best!
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:


Jackalope82 wrote:

I would like to retract my vote for PV and switch to JanusCascade.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Yungoos is the best!


Squirrels are the best!
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This has taken time and energy PV. I'm proud of you in a way.
At any rate, it's better than it's real life version on account of not repeating itself multiple times in any given minute

For instance

'When Hoenn sends its pokemon, they're not sending their best. They're not sending the best ones. They're smuggling. Smuggling rare candy. They're working for Team Rocket and Team Magma. They're rapists. Immigrants like Ludicolos and Lombres are what they're sending, they're rapists and it needs to stop. We have to stop it. They're rapists'
Posted 6/18/16
All you kids and your new pokemons that I've never heard of.
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I knew I couldn't be the only one who saw the resemblance.......

Btw, from the official Pokedex description:

Yungoos is a big eater that is never satisfied. The majority of its long body is given over to its stomach, and its digestion is swift, so it's always hungry. It has strong fangs, so it can crush and consume the hardest of objects. Each Yungoos chooses its own particular route for searching out prey. It stalks along this route searching for food until it's exhausted, at which point it drops and sleeps wherever it may be. It's thought that these Pokémon decide their routes based on safety, so that there's no risk in falling asleep at any time. Yungoos is not a Pokémon that is native to the Alola region. It was brought to the region to help deal with the explosive population of a certain other Pokémon, and now Yungoos are commonly seen around the Alola region.

Irony.
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Posted 6/18/16

MrDoomydoom wrote:

I knew I couldn't be the only one who saw the resemblance.......

Btw, from the official Pokedex description:

Yungoos is a big eater that is never satisfied. The majority of its long body is given over to its stomach, and its digestion is swift, so it's always hungry. It has strong fangs, so it can crush and consume the hardest of objects. Each Yungoos chooses its own particular route for searching out prey. It stalks along this route searching for food until it's exhausted, at which point it drops and sleeps wherever it may be. It's thought that these Pokémon decide their routes based on safety, so that there's no risk in falling asleep at any time. Yungoos is not a Pokémon that is native to the Alola region. It was brought to the region to help deal with the explosive population of a certain other Pokémon, and now Yungoos are commonly seen around the Alola region.

Irony.


They immigrated here legally and on purpose, unlike Ludicolos. Though you're obviously from the Hoenn region and a Brock Obama supporter, so what do you know?
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Posted 6/18/16 , edited 6/18/16

MrDoomydoom wrote:

I knew I couldn't be the only one who saw the resemblance.......

Btw, from the official Pokedex description:

Yungoos is a big eater that is never satisfied. The majority of its long body is given over to its stomach, and its digestion is swift, so it's always hungry. It has strong fangs, so it can crush and consume the hardest of objects. Each Yungoos chooses its own particular route for searching out prey. It stalks along this route searching for food until it's exhausted, at which point it drops and sleeps wherever it may be. It's thought that these Pokémon decide their routes based on safety, so that there's no risk in falling asleep at any time. Yungoos is not a Pokémon that is native to the Alola region. It was brought to the region to help deal with the explosive population of a certain other Pokémon, and now Yungoos are commonly seen around the Alola region.

Irony.


Not irony. That's actually a pretty accurate description of Trump and his family. His parents (or was it his grandparents?) are immigrants. Now we commonly see the human Yungoos all around the country.

It's funny how much it really looks like trump even right down to the tiny hands!

Posted 6/18/16
Think about all the little lotads

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Posted 6/18/16
Did you know 32% of Lotads are peeping toms or document forgers? They pikachu in the shower so they can steal abra and raichu fake documents. Wynaut just deport them? This is Onix-ceptable. Gastly business, yes, but it must be done.
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Oh my god... Too many puns....
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